Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse

by MixMassBasher


Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 3

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Little Glimpses: Chapter 3: Rainbow OR (Panic and Confusion)

Dear Diary,

Sorry for the rush entry. Had to write quickly.

I kind of had a little tiny panic attack with being late for my lesson on farming.

I'll admit, I'm not an expert on farming as I had thought, once the princess explained it to me.

In my defence, shouldn't the problems of farming stick to the dirt ponies that run them? Why does it have to be my problem that laggy piece of shit they call a farmville can't be efficient? That's why unicorns are the superior race.

Then my mentor suddenly decides to throw a bombshell on me that I'll be taking the next week off.

WHAT!?!

She's using next week to teach that Rainbow Dash instead, isn't she!?!

Well, that's not happening. Nope!

I need to be rid of my competition.

Your not panicking writer,
Twilight Sparkle


Dear Diary,

So I spent my "vacation" reading this rather interesting book. How to assassinate your competition for dummies. At least I would have enjoyed reading it quietly if my target wasn't hovering over me as quiet as a fucking helicopter. Subtlety is definitely not Rainbow's middle name. Silly mare. Everypony knows that the tenants required to be a good spy is to hide in plain sight and be one with the crowd, staying your blade from the flesh of an innocent and never compromise the Brotherhood. At least that's what this book I'm reading says.

Fed up, I decided to pull her tail with my magic. From this I found out that using magic on her will leave her scared shitless. I'll need to keep that in mind as leverage over her next time. Then she starts babbling on about how she's seen me before. Eh... Hello!?! Protege of Princess Celestia. Of course she should know me. Then she just screams and flies off.

What's up with that?

Your confused writer,
Twilight Sparkle