//------------------------------// // Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 17 // Story: Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse // by MixMassBasher //------------------------------// Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse by MixMassBasher Little Glimpses: Chapter 17: Boredom OR (A Whole New Reality) Dear Diary, Bored! Bored! Bored! That's it. I'm talking to Twilight. I'm that desperate. BORED!, Princess Rainbow Dash [Research Notes On Dragons 3] Baby Dragons seem to have a sweet tooth. Most likely because it takes the consumption of dragon candy in the hundreds before they can evolve. I have made used this fact to bribe Third Wheel into doing my bidding. Nothing like indentured servitude to get the job done. But then I was kidnapped by Princess Rainbow Dash, ruining my plans. Silly Rainbow. It's the princess that always get captured, not the other way around. Turns out, that prismatically obnoxious princess was tremendously bored and wanted me to fly with her. Well then, no fucking waaaaAAAAAYYYYYEEE...!!! -Twilight Sparkle Dear Diary, Yay! Free Candy! -Spike Somewhere outside Canterlot... Princess Rainbow was flying through the Canterlot sky, carrying Twilight Sparkle up on her back and showing her the world from up above. It was then that Rainbow started singing. I can show you the world.  Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, Twily, now when did you last put those books aside? I can open your eyes Better than Tempest Shadow A rewritten timeline from one glimpse  That caused my parents to die A whole new world A new alternate point of view No one to tell us no Screw the tv show We're no longer in that continuity A whole new world With flashes showing what should have been And when I'm way up here It's crystal clear That the thinning air has made Rainbow Dash crazy Now I'm in a whole new world with you When we return to the castle tonight I'm telling your mom of your kidnapping  She'll tan your dumb hide with a whip So kiss your sorry flank goodbye A whole new world (Screw that mare for my folks demise) A hundred thousand flashes to see (Go to hell Starlight Glimmer) Starlight went to the past And gone too far We can't go back to where we used to be A whole new world (Every turn a surprise) With new possibilities to pursue (Every flash an upsetter) Many changes everywhere As time's in disrepair Let me share this whole new world to you A whole new world (A whole new world) That's where are we (And where we'll be) A disastrous change (A strange new place) Made by a mare bent on equality CANTERLOT NEWS NETWORK Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Princess Dash! Breaking News! Ponies of Canterlot came across an odd sight of Princess Rainbow Dash flying through the sky with a screaming lavender filly on her back yesterday evening. It is clear what has transpired. Princess Rainbow Dash has clearly followed in her adopted mother's hoofsteps of kidnapping little fillies and molesting them. Canterlot Mental Facility: Patient: Rarity Parents: Hondo Flanks and Cookie Crumbles Condition: Apparent flashforwards of herself as an adult mare