Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse

by MixMassBasher


Tantalbus, Mk. II by Rambling Writer: Chapter 2

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Tantabus, Mk. II: Chapter 2: Error is Reproducible OR (Error. Where's The Porn. Isn't This A Wet Dream?)

Dear Princess Luna,

Your demon dream spawn, Tantabus Mark Number Two, whom I decided to dub TMNT, certainly knows how to stir shit up.

Entering Rainbow's dreamscape, I expected her to have very racy dreams to masturbate to, but instead we're treated to a landscape fit for Call of Pony. That really turned me off.

Apparently, TMNT mindfucked my memories and made it into Rainbow's dream. A dream befitting her enormous ego. Talk about a one trick pony. At least it didn't make King Sombra work at a Seven Eleven. But a mustache? How cliché. What's next? An evil pegasus filly?

Your delirious daughter should also try eating pizza instead of popcorn filled with exotic butters. Maybe it could eat some pussy instead? Particularly mine? At least chewing that is less noisy. Or is it trying to escape from this empty headed mare's dreamscape by waking this dumb bitch up?

Overall, TMNT was doing a bang up job despite not giving me something to clop to. Great use of the silver age of comic books... not that I should know about that or anything... It's Fax Machine's fault, I tell you!

I have to ask, though, did you have to interrupt Rainbow from her dream? You and I both know what she really wanted to do with the dreamy versions you and your sister. Or were you too salty that you couldn't get in on the action?

I also don't get why you seemed so unsure about TMNT. Were you worried that it would give Rainbow a nightmare of no longer being the greatest flyer? That's the least of our worries, Princess.

Celestia help us all if Pinkie ever decides to go dream hopping.

Still unconvinced, you decided to test it's abilities some more. Hopefully, the next dream would actually turn out to be more clopworthy. However, we didn't leave without TMNT sending Rainbow a parting gift. A nice round of Flames For Flowers.

Because who the fuck cares about Global Warming? Burn it all!

I'm certain that the Flower Ponies would have nightmares if they saw what Rainbow was doing. Hey! Maybe I should record this and show it to them! That'll give me a laugh.

Your once again sex deprived princess,
Princess Twilight Sparkle


To Rainbow Dash,

No capes!

Your fashion forward mare,
Rarity