Harry Potter: The Chaotic Wizard

by WhalenJP


Chapter 03: Chaotic Introductions...

Chapter 03: Chaotic Introductions...

Discord opened his eyes, fury building up inside his body as he took in the Great Hall of Hogwarts, the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

He knew where he was of course, he wouldn’t be the Spirit of Chaos without knowledge after all.

After the event of his sudden wish coming true all those years ago, he had memories of other versions of himself going to this exact school and get into all sorts of trouble, from a Cerberus to a still alive Dark Lord, the same one that killed his parents.

Discord knew who the old man that was staring at him with hidden smugness, and confusion at the young woman in his arms-

Wait, young woman? Discord thought as he looked down, and the young girl’s eyes opened to cerulean eyes that he was so familiar with.

He felt a slight bit of panic at the way everyone was looking at her, some with confusion, others with slight lust, including some girls wearing silky blue robes.

Feeling protective of his one and true friend that he made after two thousand years of living with nothing but beautiful Chaos, he glared around the room, daring anyone to even think of doing something to Fluttershy.

Fluttershy looked down at her new body, knowledge from Discord that he fed during the last few seconds gave her enough to know what she had become, how to work her new body without embarrassing herself, and terms of human words replacing the pony equivalent temporarily.

She looked up at the man that was holding her and blushed slightly at how close their faces were.

Oh...My… Fluttershy thought to herself as she whispered,

“ Discord?”

At the sound of his name, Discord looked back down and slightly froze at how close their faces seem to be, only a few inches.

He gulped, Is it me, or is she even more beautiful than before? He thought as he put on a smirk, answering,

“ Yes, Dear Fluttershy?”

The young woman looked around the cavernous room with four large tables filled to the brim with humans as they‘re called, made small adorable ‘meep’ noise at how everyone was staring at them, some of them even blushing and giggling/snickering.

She hid behind the taller man, trying to make herself look small as possible, with Discord shaking his head, chuckling in amusement.

Then his eyes caught twinkling blue ones, and he bristled in rage once again, his body tensed up and Fluttershy was confused for a moment on what was causing her friend to become angry at.

That is until her eyes landed on the 100 something year old man with a beard that came down to his waist, wearing grey blue robes.

She could see the hidden greed in those grandfatherly eyes, and she became afraid, making Discord tense even more as he caught her fear in his peripheral vision.

Albus spoke, either not noticing or ignoring the swirling energies of magic that practically filled the room even more than his can possibly imagine.

Even Severus Snape was eying Harry warily, the usually dour man not wanting to get on the man’s bad side.

“ My dear Harry! Welcome to Hogwarts! School of Witchcraft and Wizardry-”

He was interrupted by Harry teleporting suddenly in front of him, and noticed that Harry was taller by a full head.

The most alarming thing was that Harry’s magic was swirling malevolently around them, making him seem more menacing and furious.

“ I think the situation calls for my opinion that I do not want to be here, Headmaster…”

Albus flinched at the tone of Harry’s voice that seemed to be spoken to him inside his head as well as out.

“ Well… It’s good to see that you’re doing well, Harry my boy-”

He didn’t see Snape’s bizarre hand gesture of cutting across his throat to the left of him, a signal indicating that he should REALLY stop talking.

Severus had an expression of uncharacteristic fear in his black eyes. He knew who this is, Harry’s magic was the obvious clue.

Harry sneered at Dumbledore, and spit out,

“ First of all, I am not ‘Harry Potter’ anymore. That little boy you left with abusive people died a long, long time ago.”

Just saying the word of his old name made them spill out of his mouth and onto the ground, literally.

A few looked at the spilled out words in amazement and confusion, when they suddenly disintegrated with sounds of small firecrackers.

A couple of students jumped in their seats at the loud noise, even Draco Malfoy.

Discord continued on, “ Allow me to introduce myself.”

The lights came off and suddenly there was a stage.

Discord picked up a microphone and began to sing,

(There once was a little boy named Harry,
Who lived in a cupboard, and his relatives made him wary,

He worked all day and all night with no meals,
He wished his whole life was a nightmare and not so real.

One night, a wish he made came true,
His life has changed for the better,
Now lemme introduce you to...

( DISCORD!
I am the spirit of chaos,
My magic can make the most bizarre of creations!
Even the most logical things in life,
With a snap of my fingers and a slight bit of chaotic corruption,
Can turn your life upside down without explanation!)

(My old life is gone
The show has just begun
Don’t be so glum.
Now come on, my dear friends,
Let’s all have some Chaotic fun!)

Harry---Discord grabbed Fluttershy and began to dance with her, she was all smiles and giggling at the normal way her friend can take a situation.

The Great Hall faded into darkness, the spotlight only on the two dancing.

Discord continued singing, this time softly with a smile.

(I was all alone, so many years
All of it full of fear,
I was imprisoned in my statue for years.

Why do I become this way,
Well, what do ya say?

I had no friends until I was free,
Maybe found something worth living to be.

(My Dear Fluttershy,
So sweet, so kind, so stunning.
She took me in, despite of my flaws,
One of these days I was alone, I honestly never knew what she sees in me…)

Discord stopped singing for a moment, smiling down at the blushing woman who had tears in her eyes.

Don’t cry.
My Dear Fluttershy,
You made me who I am today~~~…

There was the sound of chimes, and the music faded in the background, the lights returned to normal.

The students of Hogwarts stared at the two in shock, awe, tearful eyes at the scene before them, even Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape had one going down their cheeks at the beautiful scene.

He reminds me so much of Lily, despite the James Potter resemblance and arrogant attitude. He thought as he wiped away the tear out of sight from anyone that might see.

Discord let go of Fluttershy and looked at the other teachers, “ If I hear one word of this outside of this school, you’ll wish that Fluttershy would ground you, despite you being adults.” He threatened.

Then he looked to his Companion and whispered softly, “ Fluttershy Dear, would you go to the table with red and gold and sit next to that busby haired witch? She’s an awful like Twilight. I think you two would get along.”

Fluttershy didn’t say anything, except leaning up and planted her admittedly soft lips against his cheek, then blushed and practically ran to the Gryffindor table.

Discord froze as his brain tried to comprehend what just happened, ignoring the snickers of students and a couple of staff members, like Minerva McGonagall.

He also ignored the small glare from Albus Dumb-Ass-A-Doore, who didn’t like that someone was getting close to his Weapon.

That’s too bad, he can go Buck a goat for all I care. He thought as he straightened out his bowtie and said, “ Let’s go meet the other champions, Headmaster.”