Great just great. As if my day wasn't already horrible enough.
Well if you're just joining me let take you on a quick recap.
I've had to face a judging class, try not to scare the daylights out of a shy little girl, understand high school math and science, put up with a slient but cruel giant, a rainbow haired girl with an ego bigger than the school, a hyper active pink hurricane girl, a job at an earth cafe and now I have to deal with little miss sunshine.
The war against homeworld was less tricky and that lasted years!
Back on the Battlefield
Please help rose
You're nothing but a useless off colour freak
End flashback
"Hello I don't think we've met". I said trying my emotionless look.
"No we haven't. I'm Sunset Shimmer" . She said smiling.
Okay she's ever incredibly confident, can't take a hint or completely oblivious.
"Well what do I owe the pleasure of this visit"? I said crossing my arms.
"I wanted to talk. About Canterlot High and any questions you might have about it"? Sunset Shimmer said with a smile so vile it couldn't charm a rattlesnake.
"Okay just wait here while I clean up for my guest". I said walking past her and closing the door behind her.
I immediately locked it. With a burst of energy I went into the kitchen.
On the counter was a banana cream pie with a note saying.
"Dear blacky I thought you might like a pie to celebrate your first day at work.
From Pinkie pie.
Ps. I'm not going to give up on making you my friend.
Great. Well I'll cross that when I come to it. Wait how did she even get in here? I locked the door.
Nevermind first things first Sunset Shimmer.
Hope she likes banana.
Rainbow dash's P.O.V
I was coming home from the gym when I saw the funniest thing.
Sunset Shimmer with a banana cream pie splattered on her head.
I snuck behind a car and took a photo.
Oh yeah after this Sunset Shimmer is never going to have any power again.
"Black lazuli's (AKA Onyx reaper) P.O.V
I felt the phone in my gem buzz. It was the school website. My stable. Apparently you needed it so you could get the latest news in Canterlot High.
Oh my.
I snicker and a slight chuckle comes out of my mouth.
There on my stable for the whole of Canterlot High to see was Sunset Shimmer splattered with Banana cream pie looking furious.
I immediately look who took the photo. Rainbow dash.
I type up a comment and made sure that it couldn't be used against me because little miss Sunshine was sure to bring it up with the people in charge.
You've got guts to take this photo. Respect.
The next day
Vice principle Luna's P.O.V
Sunset Shimmer came into my office obviously agitated about something.
Vice Principal Luna. Black Lazuli threw a banana cream pie at me and posted it on My Stable.
I was surprised. I had heard about this new student. Causing trouble on the second day was very unusual in students.
"Very well".
I looked up Black Lazuli on other school servers. "Strange". I said pondering.
"What's strange"?
Sunset Shimmer asked looking innocent.
A bit too innocent.
"I can't find Black Lazuli on other school servers in the local area". I said looking him up.
Black lazuli's P.O.V
Black Lazuli please report to Vice Princepal Luna's office.
Well that was fast. I thought she would wait a few days.
But if I was able to delay a diamond trial long enough for me to escape, this should be a piece of cake.
Ugh I'm using earth metophores in my conscious.
As I walk in the office I see Sunset Shimmer and vice principal Luna sitting.
You see Black lazuli. Sunset Shimmer has accused you of throwing a banana cream pie and posting it on My Stable.
Wow. She looks exactly like Princess Luna.
But she's not.
"I didn't throw a pie at her nor did I post it on my stable". I said calmly.
I reached into my bag then stopped." Vice principle Luna can I use my phone for evidence"?
"Yes".
"You see if Sunset had looked to see who posted the photo she would have seen it was Rainbow dash. I only commented on the photo. Even so I never insulted her only commented on how brave Rainbow dash was to take it and now who i have newly found respect for her".
I looked at them to see if they were on the same page. Vice Luna nodded for me to go on.
"I didn't throw the pie but I will admit Sunset Shimmer came to my house around half an hour before I received the photo. Henceforth I couldn't have done it. I was cleaning my house because I am a bit of a slob and didn't want my guest to see that. Although when I came to the door sunset was gone. I rest my case".
"Very well you make an excellent point. You may go".
"Thank you. By the way Sunset".
She looked at me surprised.
"Next time you go to someone's house look up".
2 hours later
I was sitting next to a human girl ranting on and on about how bland and tasteless my clothes were.
And what was with the constant use of the word darling?
I walked away. She hasn't even noticed.
It's finally been proven. I will never make friends not with these students.
The only one I'm close to is Big Mac. Even then we are only acquaintances.
Although he is kind of cute.
What I'm a gem. We have no definite gender. Pearl is in love with rose and I can't think a guy is kind of cute?
Screw you.
Anyway I'm not going to have any friends anymore.
The only thing exciting is that I'm baby sitting the CMC.
(AKA applebloom, sweetie belle and scooterloo)
The three most reckless and irresponsible kids alive.
Oh and I think a corrupted gem is in Sweet Apple Acres.