”That...was a good nap.” I thought to myself as I yawned, finally waking up from my nap.
Before anything else I was swooped up, rather surprised. “Awh, aren’t you a cutie.” Autumn! “Awh, so cute, so tiny!” She then began tickling my feet...and I can’t stop laughing!
”Curse you child body being ticklish!” I thought as I laughed happily at this. ”Wait, they wouldn’t understand me, shit!” I thought quickly as I wanted to say something but couldn’t.
“Autumn, stop. You don’t want the baby to-”
Wisss…
Did I just...pee my diaper?
“That.” Nova? “Come on then, bring him along. I need to change...Nancy, yes. Woh. So many little ones to remember. Good thing there’s an army of us now.”
Autumn took me over to a table, where Nancy was laying next to me. “Arf.” (“Front row seat… somebody up there must like me.”) She cooed sadistically.
“Arf.” (“Oh ha ha, very funny. Curse being ticklish.”) I grumbled.
The diaper changing was...humiliating… I can’t say any other words other than that to describe the embarrassment of it all. When that was done I was fed, and thankfully I was being bottle fed. I know I’ve done it before but sucking the girls tits as a baby is, well, you can imagine how… well...gah! I can’t describe it. With that done I was placed in a corralled off play area. Lots of the infants were here too. Nancy was placed next to me. Can’t walk… So I crawled around. God this...isn’t that hard. Dog like body so that must be why.
”There has to be a way out of here…” I thought to myself, needing to get to the girls and tell them I’m alright. ”Damn...my wedding was coming up to…” I thought, feeling bad that I was like this when I could have been apart of the best day of my life. “Arf…” (“Damn it...I know they’re expecting me to come back but…”) I muttered, feeling a lot more upset than normal about being like this and scaring my fiances.
Sitting next to the edge I overheard Autumn and Nova talking. “Still haven't found him.” Nova sighed.
“Maybe he got like, blasted into a higher plain of existence! Or, or maybe he was sent into an alternate reality!” Autumn began listing off possibilities.
I barked to try and tell them that I’m literally right here. ”I hope they can notice me, damn, if only I could use my powers to at least tell them I’m here…” I thought to myself, barking again to try and get their attention.
“Hm. The pup you picked for the day is quite the talker.” Nova said. “Heh, reminds me of my daughter. She was a crier for anything and everything when she was that age.”
“Woah. Cool. I imagine you didn’t sleep much?”
“Some nights I still don’t get a lot of sleep. She still hasn’t stopped talking much… you two would get along.” The continued their talk, ignoring me completely.
“Arf!” (“Damn it, I’m literally right here and they can’t understand me! Ugh, this sucks.”) I groaned, trying to figure out a way to tell them I’m here.
Just then I was hit in the back of the head by something. Looking to my side, it was one of those ball pit plastic balls.
“Arf!” (“Oi! Who threw that?”) I barked.
“Woof.” (“Who do you think dumbass.”) Nancy replied. “Arf.” (“They can’t understand you, and currently there’s no word or even giant letters toys around so stop prying like a stray and just, I dunno, grab a chew toy or something.”)
“Arf.” (“Oh, I’m sorry that I want people to know I’m still alive and well and not just sit here doing nothing!) I barked at her. “Bark.” (“I want my family to know I’m alright, I want them to know I’m still here, that I’m not dead...and so they aren’t scared I left them…”) I said, still caring more about my family than myself even in the moments of me being a puppy.
“Woof.” (“First off, you never died since that seems to be your true body, secondly they know one of that litter is really you but they are not sure which, and lastly…”) She got quiet, placing an ear to the ground. “Arf…” (“Oh fuck…”)
“Arf?” (“Uh...what’s wrong?”) I asked worriedly.
“Woof…” (“It’s the new girl…”)
I then felt like...thuds as something ran over to us...and suddenly I was squashed under something...or one...heavy… “Yay! Play!” Wait, that voice...TEMPEST?!
“Arf.” (“Yeah, something about when that dark heart left her body she mentaily reverted to the age she was last in full control. Physically she’s still an adult though so they placed her with the girls from Rapture. Mentally she’s about three. Maybe less, I dunno and honestly I don’t care. So long as she’s not squishing me into a pancake.”)
“Arf!” (“Are you kidding me? How is that possible? Also halp!”) I barked.
“Puppy!” Tempest said, now rolling on her side and hugging me...hard. “Who’s a fluffy!”
“Woof!” (“Jesus why is she so strong?”) I complained while trying to get out of her pretty strong grip.
“Arf.” (“If I had to guess she’s been a puppet, that other heart has been having her fight her whole life so there’s one, and the fact you are an infant also contributes.”)
“Arf!” (“Can someone please help me get her off me?”) I barked in worry, not wanting to be crushed right now.
“But I wanna play puppy!” Did...did she understand me?
“Arf.” (“Wait, you can understand me?”) I asked, tilting my head to the side in confusion.
She nodded, then squeezed me tighter.
“Arf.” (“Can you please stop squeezing me so hard? It’s starting to hurt a little.”) I said worriedly.
She let up, but still held me. “Something up puppy?”
“Arf.” (“Yeah...everyone’s worried about me, wondering when I’ll come back and show them I’m okay.”) I told Tempest. “Arf, arf.” (“But considering that the great Ben, the White Knight, is now a puppy that can’t do much by himself...it’s both stressful and saddening.”)
“Ben...Oh, that missing dog man. You don’t look like your pictures.”
“Arf.” (“That’s because I’m a puppy. When I stopped all the bad people I...became like this.”) I said honestly. “Arf.” (“And...the people I care about know I’ll return, but they’re worried I won’t…”)
“Oh...So what do I do?”
I thought for a moment. “Arf.” (“Well...you can understand me so...tell them I’m Ben?”) I suggested, pointing my paw over to the two caretakers at the moment. “Arf.” (“If they know I’m me then...well it’ll at least get some things settled.”)
“Oh...Okay!” She said, getting up, still holding me as she bolted.
“Hey! Tempest!” I heard Nova call out as she ran out of the nursery to where I am assuming...yes, yes this is the way to the Bedroom.
”Hopefully they’re there…” I thought to myself as I was carried by Tempest to the bedroom. ”They may not believe me or Tempest...but I’ll at least try.” I thought. “Arf.” (“Do you know where the girls are?”) I asked Tempest.
“They are in the big ponies bedroom. Been remodeling it to acc...acc… they are making it bigger.”
“Arf.” (“I’m pretty sure it’s because of the many many wives I’m getting.”) I told her honestly. “Arf.” (“Thanks Tempest.”)
“No need. This is fun!” She said, barging open the bedroom doors and… HOLY SHIT! The whole floor is a bed, areas where it cuts off with tile and...pools/hot tubs built in… massive piles of pillows and blankets...lot of lingerie being worn...as well as swimsuits, just plain undergarments and...not many else...
“Woof.” I said, not meaning to speak any baby talk just...woof.
I soon spotted Celestia, seeing her I leaned Tempest her way.
When we approached Celestia looked surprised. “Tempest...why do you have of Den’s litter?”
“Arf!” (“Celestia it’s me!”) I barked at Celestia. “Arf!” (“It’s me! Ben! Please believe us!”) I barked again, tearing up in fear that if Tempest told Celestia this she wouldn’t believe us.
“Cause this is Ben.” Tempest declared.
Even more confused, Celestia looked me over. “I know one of Den’s litter was Ben’s reborn body but… is he… Ben, if it is you...well you can’t talk then can you… Wait, Tempest, how do you even know this is Ben?”
“He told me.”
“He...told you?”
She nodded. “I can understand their talkings. Dunno why.”
“Well...there has been stranger… Ben if that is you… Hmm… Tempest, can you translate an answer from him if I ask a question?”
“Sure.”
“Alright then. Ben, what did you ask for when I asked you to pretend to be my husband bach when I was dating Chrysalis and didn’t want my mother to know I was a lesbian?”
“Arf.” (“It was to compare your ass with Luna’s to see who’s was bigger...and then Twilight got really pissed and cracked my shoulder because of it.”) I explained.
“He said it was to compare you ass with Luna’s! And Twilight got mad and cracked his soldier.” Tempest said, but didn’t say that last part right.
Celestia then swooped me up into a hug...god between her boobs like this it’s like I’m being smothered by mattresses! “Oh Ben! You lovable pervert you’re okay!... and a baby… So when your clones all vanished… you returned to your real body, your baby one… well...the wedding will be a bit...strange… oh how to get you your right age…”
I licked her cheek and nuzzled her, tearing up with a bright adorable smile. “Arf.” (“I’m here Celestia, and I don’t want to be anywhere else.”) I said warmly.
“He said he doesn’t wanna be anywhere else.” Tempest translated.
“Heh, between my boobs huh, not surprising.” Celestia laughed. “Oh, oh I must tell the others...and then figure out a way to get you the right age…”
“I still can’t believe you are a baby Ben.” Twilight said, holding me after Rarity made me a mini version of my cloak. Pinkie and Twin where taking pictures...a lot of pictures. “What’s it like, being an adult mind in a foals body?”
“Arf.” (“It’s definitely something Twilight.”) I said honestly.
“He says it’s strange.” Tempest translated.
“I would imagine. All of your motor skills you’ve acquired and mastered through growing up suddenly gone and starting from scratch. Oh the learning curve.”
“Arf.” (“Yeah. But...sorry for just...turning into a child on you all.”) I said honestly.
“He says sorry for turning into a puppy on you.”
“Oh Ben, this was...unexpected. I mean you didn’t know this would happen. The power you unleashed when ending the war must have just been too much. Honestly this is a blessing.” Luna said. “If you didn’t have this baby form and return to it when your clones burned out you might have died. So this is a preferable alternative.”
“Plus you’re so cute!” Pinkie said, picking me up. “And if you stay like this, well, I guess sex is off the table til you grow up, but nursing you can be fun!”
“Really Pinkie?” Luna said. “I mean, sure but, Ben is a baby now, taking any kind of...pleasure sexually from that is just...wrong.”
“Eh, mentally, he’s our perverted husband who we all enjoy and love. It’s just physically he’s a baby. Isn’t there something that can speed up the aging process?”
I thought for a moment. “Arf.” (“Maybe Cript can help?”) I asked.
“He said maybe Cript can help.” Tempest translated.
“Hmm, but we haven’t found your Assistant either… Joy, he has to still have his!”
“Hahahahahahahahhahaha. Ahahahahahah...haahahahahha.” Cript was laughing...and laughing.
I rolled my eyes. “Arf!” (“Yeah yeah laugh it up. Can you help?”) I asked honestly.
“Oh yeah, totally.” Wait, HE understands me?!
“Arf.” (“Excuse me, you can understand me as well?”)
“Yeah. Learned baby talk from Doctor Who. Dude had nothing better to do. So, I can change you back in one of two ways. One, I place you in an accelerated bubble where you’ll live life normally in there till you are your right age, living a whole new life and childhood, or two, I change you to an adult here and now. Your pick.”
“Arf.” (“How soon is the wedding?”) I asked Cript curiously.
“Well they scheduled it for tomorrow, since everyone who arrived to join in brought a bride's outfit, and your girls have them already.”
“Arf.” (“Well shit.”) I frowned. “Woof.” (“So this magic will turn me back to my normal age?”) I asked.
“Yes. You’re what, nineteen or twenty?” Cript asked.
“Arf.” (“I was nineteen...then I became like thirty or something due to time frame differences when I was knocked out by Kexez.”) I said honestly.
“Got it.” Cript said, a circle of runes appearing over his right wrist. He then waved it over me. “There, you’ll age one year every hour till you are thirty. Hey, I just realized you were reborn, so that body's a virgin one… huh, funny. Anyway, you’ll age up till you are thirty years old.”
“Arf.” (“Oh great, can’t wait for the ladies to argue about who takes my newly acquired virginity.”) I groaned. “Arf.” (“Gonna be really weird...and good thing I’m not gonna experience puberty to be perfectly honest.”)
“Oh you will, just accelerated.” Cript warned.
“Woof.” (“Of course…”) I groaned. “Arf.” (“That’s gonna be rough…”)
“Well, if that’s all I shall be going then.” Cript said.
“Arf.” (“By the by, what was the point of that war?”) I asked him. “Arf.” (“Cause to be honest, with the many many waves of enemies...it seemed less like a war and more of an endurance test than anything.”)
“You could say that. Frankly It was to see how much power you could channel out before harming yourself. Knowing you it wasn’t long till you did that. I wasn’t expecting you to use up so much power you burned out your clones and ended up in your infant body. But, when you access the full amount of True Nothingness that’s not too surprising.”
“Arf.” (“That was True Nothingness? How the hell does that work?”) I asked curiously.
“Energy...think of energy like a planet. It’s got layers. Nothingness Nobodies use is the crust, most common and accessible. Then there is Pure Nothingness, the hot, baking molten underside of the crust that is much, much more potent, but also more dangerous. True Nothingness is the very core of the world, the raw, untapped and unpredictable energy so powerful, i’m surprised you didn’t blow this whole realm to void.”
“Arf.” (“Well...that explains a lot…”) I said nervously. “Arf.” (“Um...I thought I was supposed to own...literally everything about Nothingness? Not blow up because of it…oh boy.”)
“You do, but harnessing and using that to that level of potential… that’s all up to you to learn.”
“Arf.” (“Cause of course it would be.”) I said. “Arf.” (“A lot of things need to just be learned by myself...gonna take a while.”) I sighed out. “Arf.” (“So...thirty hours before I get back to being myself huh?”)
“Yup. As for your learning energy issue...I might know a guy who can help. I’ll send him by some time after the wedding and honeymoon… Heh, good luck with that.” Cript said before vanishing.
“Arf.” (“I’m gonna need it…”) I sighed out, feeling like when I get old enough I will be hounded by all my fiances.
Ten hours had passed and now I’m, well, ten physically. “Well...I’m ten now…” I said, even though Pinkie was using my head as a resting spot for her boobs cause she wanted to cuddle with me. “And why the sudden cuddles Pinkie?”
“I was worried. Growing up most colts didn’t, well, while they liked me none of them took me for a serious relationship… you’re the only one who ever went this far with me. I would have been super sad if you were gone…”
“I would have never left any of you.” I said while cuddling up to Pinkie. “When I first woke up as an infant...I immediately panicked when you all talked about me not being around and I wanted to get to you all...hell...I feared none of you would have believed me…”
“Well it’s a good thing you saved Tempest rather than killed her. Otherwise you’d been a baby, well not forever cause you’d grow up, but you’d still be young and might have forgotten things cause I don’t think babies remember stuff after they get older. Tempest was just that perfect age of childlike she she came too to understand you but also speak english.”
“Yeah, that’s true.” I said honestly. “But...I’m so glad to be here with you.” I said while nuzzling my head into her big breasts.
“Heh, so, how’s growing up super fast like?”
“Weird but not that weird.” I said honestly. “I just...kind of don’t want to experience puberty at super speeds cause...that would be weird.”
“Well, what’s the worst you are expecting?”
“Um...a combination of my normal depressed state getting worse...and me trying to hump one of my many fiance’s legs because...reasons.” I blushed and looked away nervously.
“First off, that sounds adorable, the humping part I mean, and secondly, you forget, I’m me! Once that frown comes around I’ll turn it upside down!”
“I know.” I said with a warm smile. “I love that about you Pinkie...you’re always so happy and wonderful.”
“Yes, and I can’t wait for you to- Oh my gosh I almost forgot! Um, can you, uh, move please. I need to get someone's really fast, alright?”
“Get someone’s?” I asked. “As in...get something from someone or actually get someone?”
“Get someone silly, well, not just someone. Three someones!”
“Um...well alright.” I said. “But will there be more cuddles later?”
“Much more!” She said, I got off her lap, yes at this size I fit on her lap, and she bolted. She then returned with three, dull coated mares...with chests and asses to rival her’s! “Ben, these are my sisters! Maud, the oldest, and then there’s Limestone Pie, and Marble Pie! Marble’s really shy, but she’s a big fan of yours. Limestone likes you but can be a bit grumpy, like you, and thinks nopony will-”
“Okay that’s enough Pinkie!” Limestone, I presume, snapped.
“And Maud really likes rocks.”
Maud, the purple haired one with...a rather expressionless face raised a hand. “Hi.” She said, lazily bringing it down.
“They wanted in, and since they heard about this marriage thing that Jenny started up, they figured why not, and hopped aboard!”
“Welcome aboard then.” I said honestly. “As you can clearly see I am ten...but that is being fixed really quickly.”
“Okay…” Marble said, her voice more a whisper than Fluttershy’s.
“...Not gonna ask.” Limestone said.
“Alright… What’s this castle made of?” Maud asked.
“I…” I blinked for a moment. “Um...I don’t know actually.” I said honestly. “Never bothered to ask.” I said honestly, wondering if Consequence would know.
“Okay.” She said. Wow, she doesn't seem the type for emotions.
“Alrighty then…” I nodded. “How have you three been liking the castle if I may ask?”
“It’s nice.” Marble said.
“Gotta admit, I can get used to a place like this.” Limestone said.
“It’s big.” Maud said simply.
Another ten hours. I actually slept through it since it was a long day and it was late already. Woke up in my twenties. Oh thank god, slept through puberty.
“Hooray…” I muttered happily. “Glad I slept through all that…”
“Hm?” Twilight said, right next to me as she woke up. “Oh, OH! Ben...you’re...taller than me.” She said, making herself and I stand next to one another… huh, before I was an inch shorter than her, now I’m two inches taller. Neat!
“Well, that’s good to know.” I said honestly. “Feels good to be in my twenties.” I said while stretching a bit.
“Wow, wonder when Dire wolf males stop growing? I know Den said that it’s a few years longer than normal humans and ponies…”
“Well I’m sure I won’t be like seven feet tall or something.” I shrugged. “But...today’s the day huh?” I asked.
“Yeah, at Sunset. By then you’ll be full grown and...finally we tie the knot… stars, feels like yesterday when I first spoke with you in that hospital room.”
“It was...what close to a year?” I asked, not really having kept track of time because of everything. “But...I’m really happy that this is finally happening.”
“Funny thing, by my count… I first met you in that room today, a year ago.” She said, wrapping her arms around me and giving me a kiss. “Talk about coincidence huh?”
I hugged her as well. “Yeah, but a happy one.” I said happily. “A very happy coincidence.”
“Yeah. Well, we have some hours before we have to scramble to get ready...wanna fool around and pop that newfound cherry of yours, or wanna wait til after the wedding?”
“After, cause it’ll be more special that way.” I said while nuzzling Twilight. “But...twenty four hundred plus wives...and I’m sure there will be more sooner or later.”
“Maybe...at this point, so long as you are you, I don’t care.” She said, nuzzling me back. “Heh, remember when Luna barged into the room, half jumping your penis and digging her tongue down your throat? Was worried you would suffocate.”
“Yes, yes I do.” I chuckled a little. “The moment I knew I wouldn’t be alone anymore...was with a hot lady jumping me.”
“Heh. Ever wonder what things would be like if it was just you and me? You think we would have made it this far?”
“I’m sure it would have just...maybe we would have just kept to ourselves in books at the time.” I said honestly.
“Heh, maybe. So, after this are you gonna make a bunch of clones so each wife has their own or a group shares one of your clones?”
“Most likely.” I said honestly. “It’ll help me be with all of you.”
“Hm, that would involve a lot of...you know, arm or finger...slicing to make a new one. That’s gonna hurt.”
“If it means the one’s I love will be happy, I’m willing to endure anything.” I said caringly.
“Heh, okay. Yeesh, to make enough clones for one for every wife is gonna be...tricky. Well, take a long time.”
“I make a clone of myself, and my clones can make clones.” I said honestly. “It’s starfish logic so it won’t be too hard.” I shrugged.
“I guess. So, you have a few hours left as a ‘bachelor’ heh, what are you gonna do with it?”
“Panic?” I asked sheepishly.
“Heh, maybe have some guy time or something. Maybe that Dante or Luxu can help you have some fun for a while.”
“Wouldn’t be surprised if they knocked on my door telling me we’re going out.” I said honestly.
“Heh. Tropes. Well, you head off, we’ll be getting ready, and you know the old saying, it’s bad luck for the groom to see the brides in their dresses before the wedding.”
“Well I saw two thousand of them in their wedding dressed cause of Jenny.” I chuckled a little. “But I’ll be back.” I said while kissing her gently before heading out to do some things before I got married.
“Have fun. Try not to get too wasted.” She chuckled, giving me a peck before I left.
“Don’t worry, I’ll make sure I won’t.” I said. “And even if I did...well that’s how I got Pinkie and Zecora so...that might lead to like...fifty more wives if I get drunk...oh dear.” I muttered nervously. “I'll make sure not to get drunk.” I said before leaving and wondering if Luxu and Dante will ‘kidnap’ me and take me somewhere.
Surprisingly not, but after a quick breakfast I found Luxu in his office...apparently they all have an office now.
“Howdy.” I said. “How you doing Luxu?”
“Well, with that mess over with I’m mostly filling out the paperwork for the cleanups and insurance payouts to damaged property.”
“Sorry about that.” I said nervously. “Want to skip paperwork for now and get a drink before the wedding?”
“Well, might as well.” He said, setting them down and heading out with me. We entered the castle bar, still can’t believe this place has it’s own bar inside it, and we took a seat in a booth. “So, something on your mind?”
“Besides the fact I’m marrying twenty four hundred eager women?” I asked honestly while ordering good booze. “Gee, I wonder.” I chuckled a little. “Honestly I thought you and a couple of others would have dragged me off for a bachelor party.”
“Well, pretty sure Dante would have but with all this paperwork stuff we’re being kept busy.” Luxu said, a Dusk Nobody waiter giving us both a mug of beer. Eh, a bit early but whatever.
“Ah...well time to fix that.” I said while snapping my fingers. “Yo, whoever wants to throw me a bachelor party you can put off paperwork for the moment.” I said, my words echoing to all those that wanted to have a good time and not want to do paperwork at the moment.
“You sure that’s a good idea?” Luxu asked, taking a sip from his mug. “Didn’t ever figure you the party type.”
“I have a few hours for the wedding, and Twilight did say go have fun.” I said honestly, casting some silent spells so I wouldn’t get drunk so easily even if I did several drinking contests. “Just have to keep it within reason...cause if I don’t I might accidentally add more wives from other worlds...on pure weird accident.” I said nervously, not knowing what I would do if I was drunk.
“Hm.” Luxu hummed. “Well, while we are waiting for something, mind if you and I just chat? I feel I should tell you some things.”
“Sure.” I said. “We haven’t actually talked in a while...last time would be...when I was checking in on the Keyblade school right?”
“Eh, close enough.” He said, moving his mug aside. “So, as you know my dad is the one behind Daybreak’s fall...All his experiments… who he’ll be giving them to is hard to say. Like me Dad is without a real form, or even his body or heart, so hard to say who has what or where they are.”
“Would I know where his body is?” I asked. “Or did time do away with such a thing?” I was curious to know if time got rid of that bastards Nobody.
“Yes. His body rotted, but he kept on. His heart destroyed, but he kept on. Under that cloak is just a soul too stubborn to move on… or stay dead. I’m asking you, please...come this war, when he appears… let me kill him.”
“I’ll make sure no one gets in your way.” I told Luxu. “That’s your fight.”
“Thank you. It’s long overdue payback for my friends, for the unions, for making me believe he knew what he was doing when he began that first Keyblade war… I won’t sit and watch this time, I’ll fight. I won’t stop fighting till I destroy his Soul, his Lingering Will. Which leads me to this… I might not be here that much longer. Well, I’ll be gone for a while anyway. The Foretellers have to find my body. I finally tracked the Embodiment who has it. This will be their job Ben, not yours.”
“Alright, but you better come back alive.” I said. “Cause I don’t think you want to die, have Time hunt you down and kill you for dying now do we?”
“Heh, yeah. So, other than that I wanted to ask you about your X-blade.”
“Oh yes, No Heart.” I said. “You’ll be finding the several hundreds of people that were brought back wondering what the hell happened to them if you didn’t know.” I said honestly. “What do you want to know about it?”
“How did you get it?”
“That would be from Zeke’s Absent Silhouette, apparently that thing is very powerful and can...basically give whatever rewards you want, it’s also one of the Organization Mushroom mini games believe it or not.” I said honestly. “All you have to do is beat one of the X-blade wielders, or more depending on the situation, in that dimension and you get thirteen treasure chests that are literally packed full of stuff.”
“Huh… And when you got it, was it already like that or like something else? A Keychain or?”
“It was a Keychain, it...actually stabbed me and took some of my blood, like it was a blank ready to transform into whatever given the specific person.” I said honestly. “And for me, well I got No Heart, an X-blade that can not only revive people who are Emblem Heartless, but can give Nobodies back their lost hearts.” I said. “Which...reminds me I need to get on that whole thing…”
“Hm...That’s interesting. And aside from Zeke how many also have this their own X-blades?”
“As far as I know Eclipse, and Zeke’s Trixie on a technical level.” I said. “Eclipse...don’t know when he got it, and Trixie was because she and Zeke are sharing a body at the moment due to...complications.” I said nervously.
“Hm...And are you sure no one else has one?”
“Not that I know of.” I said honestly. “I’m sure if you go fight in that world you’ll find the other X-blade wielders cause they show all of them, and I do actually mean all of them...but uh, be warned...you actually fight a physical manifestation of Kingdom Hearts.”
“hm...Now that’s interesting.”
“You can talk to Yen Sid about it.” I said honestly. “He apparently had a hand in it in someway.”
“Nah. Grandpa has enough on his plate I imagine.”
“Knowing him maybe.” I said honestly. “Anything else you want to know?”
“No, that’s all for now.”
The majority of my council came not long after that the redid the castle bar into a proper bachelor party...strippers included. That took my by surprise but the show was...kinky.
Finally it was time for the wedding. I was dressed in a tux, white to compliment my dark coat and colors. I was standing at the altar, Consequence was the...guy who says the lines and others were all seated. The room was massive, for good reason, over two thousand women are gonna come walking in here.
”Alright...just gotta stay calm and be ready for all my wives.” I thought to myself, my heart racing as I was just so excited for this day. ”I...still can’t believe this is happening.” I thought to myself.
THe doors opened, and I gulped. Walking in was… A single mare. She had this glowing gold mane, white fur that made Rarity’s look almost dark, and all attention taking blue eyes. Her dress bore a unique design. As well as looking stunning, the vail bore the designs of each and every Race’s kingdom’s flag. She walked up next to me. “Hello Ben.” She spoke...her voice was so...heavenly.
I blushed. “Uh...wow.” I said. “You...look great.”
“Meet your wives.” Cript said, somehow behind me, making me jump. Oh, he is wearing a tux too.
“My wives?” I asked. “Like...they're all in one lady?”
“Yup. I spoke with them all this morning while you were out having a bachelor party. They agreed a marriage to over two thousand would take like, a week or just under to actually get through. So, I offered this solution. Like this, they all know everything everyone of them is thinking, a hive mind in one body of sorts. They now know everything and more about one another in that form than they will talking to one another. Past experiences, emotions, everything each of them have been through in life is shared in there. I also enchanted their ring, allowing them to rejoin together, whenever, with whoever. Just incase the like being together like that.”
“Alright then.” I nodded. “Sounds like a very good thing.” I nodded. “I suppose that'll also help with the cloning stuff.” I said honestly.
“Well then, shall we begin?” Consequence asked.
“Yes.” I nodded with a smile. “I would love to begin.”
“Right then. Dearly beloved, we gather here today to join this man, the king of this land and realm, and this mare, whose body and mind is the resulting combined unity of all of the kings harem. My king, do you have anything you wish to say to your beloved...s.”
“I would be rambling for hours.” I chuckled a little. “But all I can say is...I feel like the luckiest man in the multiverse to have so many women love me when...I'm not that great.”
“Right then. And the bride...s. Do you have anything to say?”
“We do.” She said. “Ben, the majority of us only knew you through the news, newspapers and rumors, but you won us nonetheless. For the ones that knew you personally, we would like to say that, at first we didn’t know where this relationship would go. You were a stranger in a land you didn’t know, with powers and abilities neither we nor you understood. And yet, your constant heroism, kept you noble. You self hate, made us care for you even deeper. You’ve healed, but we both know you have your demons. So long as you’ll have us, we’ll help you face them til the end.”
“Thank you.” I said. “Thank you so much.”
“Then,” Consequence said. “By the power within me, bestowed to me by the old king, I now pronounce you man and wifes, king and harem. Til death will you be binded, and may your children, the princess and princesses of this kingdom grow to become worthy of their birthrights, and may one someday grow to take the crown from you, sire.” Consequence said. “You may now kiss the bride...s.”
I never thought I'd be here and hear that as I teared up and kissed my fused wives happily. ”I'm the luckiest man in the world…” I thought to myself happily.
The next morning I woke up, next to my wives. Some split back into themselves, Rarity, Twilight, Celie, Luna, others I couldn’t name, but enough were still in one body that their unified body was still in bed… god sex must have been different for them like...wait is Yona in there… best not think about it. “Morning.” Twilight said, wrapping her arms around me as I felt her bare chest against my back.
“Morning.” I said gently. “Had fun?”
“That was something else. Heh, a married mare. I thought this was a fever dream at first...but it’s real.” She said, hugging me tighter. “You’re here, they’re here… for once everything seems good.”
“That's great.” I smiled warmly. “I'm...so glad things are good for you all.”
“Let’s hope this lasts, just for long enough before things get bad again… just long enough.”
“I hope this lasts to…” I said gently. “I...I want this to last so much…”
To be continued...