"No, it's shazam!"
"I must apologize, but you must've meant zap."
Twilight stared at Spike, then back to the Pillars, of whom continued to bicker over their onomatopoeias.
"Miss Sparkle, would you kindly cast a spell to set an example of what magical attacks sound like?"
Twilight shrugged, charging her horn.
*Insert kazoo noises here*
"...That's not what magic should sound like."