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// Chapter 01: A Humerus Beginning Of An Adventure 
// Story: Undertale: Ponies And A Humerus Skeleton 
// by WhalenJP 
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Chapter 1: What A Humerus Beginning Of An Adventure…

Eye sockets opened and a short skeleton sat up, his bones creaking and popping a little from how still he was since the crash.

Sans looked down at himself, surprised he was a skeleton once again and not bleeding for once since that dirty brother killer stabbed him while he was sleeping. He dodged the first slash, but not the second and got a gash in the chest for his sluggishness.

Sans thought he was done for good, but well...This happened.

When I get back to the Underground, Papyrus will be thrilled. Sans thought for a moment, before suddenly remembering that his brother was dead by the human that fell down from the top of Mt. Ebott and into the Underground.

Ever since the Human fell, the timelines get reset over and over again. Sans can remember every single one.

There was the Genocide Timeline, the first Timeline that existed in Sans’ mind, there was also The Pacifist Timeline after the first one got Reset, then The Neutral Timeline where the Human was stuck in the middle of killing and not killing, and there was also the ones that he doesn’t want the readers to know since they were too disturbing to put into text.

Sans got to his feet, still wearing his good ol’ blue hoodie, his black shorts, and his pink slippers that he loves so much, ever since his younger brother Papyrus got them for him as a yearly gift for his Deathday.

“Welp, might as well start walking.”

He said to the air, before going a random direction away from the crater he woke up in.

The sun was lowering into the horizon, and Sans was still walking since he could feel his SOUL tugging him in a certain direction through the dark forest.

An hour later, he came to a rickety old bridge that looks like has been weathered for centuries. When Sans looked to the other side, he shrugged, Might as well take a shortcut. He thought as he then opened a small portal to the otherside of the crevice and appeared there.

Sans looked ahead of himself and stopped at the sight of a large stone castle looming above him. It looked like it had been through hell and back, what with debris scattered all over the place.

It looked like there was a battle that took place here. Wonder if anyone’s home. If not, perhaps I can practise my Knock Knock Jokes on the large door in front of me like in Snowdin. Sans thought as he then knocked his fist onto the giant wooden door, listening to the sounds of BANG, BANG, BANG, echoing throughout the forest.

Then he waited…

And he waited…

And he waited some more…

And he-

“ Welp, looks like nobody’s home.” Sans said, “ Sorry for interrupting.”

Nah, it’s okay. I kinda expected it. Why don’t you go in and look around, see if there is something you might need.

“ Ok.” Sans said as he opened the door with ease.

Let’s see what’s inside this castle, shall we? Sans thought as he walked inside, and the door slammed shut behind him.