Pony Ball Z

by Glitterburn


The Strange New Pony

Spike sat with Princess Celestia at Pony House watching TV and talking about martial arts when a loud noise filled the air. They looked outside and saw a helicopter landing and Minuette stepped out. "Hey, guys!"

Spike smiled brightly "Minuette! It's so good to see you! Huh? Where's Bulk Biceps?"

Minuette sighed "We broke up a while ago."

Princess Celestia smirked "So what you're saying is... You're single"

Minuette hit Celestia over the head "Shut up you hag"

Princess Celestia laughed "Worth it!" She shouted as she fell to the ground.

Minuette sighed again and walked into Pony House with Spike walking behind her "So. Where's Fluttershy?"

Spike shrugged "She hasn't shown up yet."

Meanwhile, In a mountainous area, Rainbow Dash stood on top of a mountain. She meditated when suddenly she felt a strong power moving towards her "W-What the... What is this monstrous Ki?" She got in a ready stance when a greenish blue Pony hovered over her.

He grunted "You're not Fluttershy... This lousy thing must be broken. Or maybe this planet isn't so pitiful after all. You there what is your name."

She Growled, "That's none of your business... take this!" She suddenly fired a massive blast at the pony and smiled "Serves you right" she said

The pony laughed and the smoke settled revealing he had taken no damage. "Cute. You actually managed to tickle me. Well. Now allow me to teach you the price of your insolence!"

A ball formed in his hand and he threw it at Rainbow who flew out of the way and sent multiple Ki Blasts "Do you know who you're talking too! I'm Rainbow Dash! You are the one who will pay!"

He dodged every Ki Blast and laughed at her. She got extremely angry and fired a large rainbow wave of energy at the pony, but he threw another ball at the wave and it started to push back "If you think that's enough to stop me your sorely mistaken you foal!"

At that remark, She got even angrier. She disappeared out of sight and the wave was gone with it. "Huh? I can't track her with my scouter... Did she run away?"

"Hey, knucklehead! Up here!"

The pony looked up and gasped in fear as he saw her above him holding both her hooves in the air and a massive rainbow ball of Ki was forming above her hooves. "Her Power Level! It's risen! It went from a mere 352 to a... 1,000!"

"This is where we part ways you bastard! Now Die!"

She threw the ball at The pony "It's too fast. I can't dodge!"

Once it hit him an absolutely massive explosion was released destroying all the mountains within a ten-mile radius and creating a massive crater. Above all the devastation she sat there smiling and started to laugh "How is that for insolence you arrogant bastard"

She continued to laugh but stopped as another person’s laughter joined hers. Her eyes widened in horror as she saw that he was flying right in front of here, blood leaking out of his mouth "It is rather funny isn't it?"

Rainbow Dash's mouth was agape "N-No way! You should be dead! That was my Cool Bomb! It's 20% cooler than my cool wave!"

The pony laughed "Yes it was very flashy, and it even hurt, but all it really did was manage to piss me off"

He hit her so hard in the stomach she coughed up blood and broke the sound barrier as she flew towards the ground, expanding the crater upon impact. "If you're still alive, and I do hope you are, Stay down, or you won't remain that way for long. He flew off leaving the crater behind.

*back at the Pony House*

Minuette sighed and looked out the window "I'm trapped here with a midget and a pervert. I wish Fluttershy were here..."

She looked back at Celestia and Spike who were playing Rock Paper scissors 'Wait'. She thought, looking closer. 'How can they be playing rock paper scissors? They don't have fingers'. When she looked even closer she saw that it wasn't fingers, it was actual rocks, scissors, and paper. She laughed at her own foolishness. 'Ponies with fingers what a laugh'. Suddenly a wooshing sound filled the air and a yellow streak zoomed by the window. Minuette smiled immediately and ran out to see Fluttershy landing on the island with, A foal

Minuette stopped in her tracks and examined the foal "F-Fluttershy. Please tell me this isn't your kid"

Fluttershy blushed deeply and backed up whimpering a little. Minuette sighed "We've been friends for years, there's no reason to be shy around me anymore." She looked at the foal again "Hey what's your name"

The foal backed away a bit "I-I'm Twilight! Twilight Sparkle!"

Minuette smiled "Well it's nice to meet you Twilight! You can call me Anti Minuette!"

At that moment Celestia and Spike ran out. Spike tackle hugged Fluttershy "Fluttershy! It's been way too long!"

Fluttershy smiled and giggled "I've missed you too Spike"

"Oh, you talk to him huh?" Minuette complained rolling her eyes.

Celestia was watching silently and smirked "This reminds me of a scene from a book I read a little bit ago"

Spike looked at her and blushed, realizing that this was Celestia, she only reads books that are NSFW. He immediately got off of Fluttershy and brushed himself off "Well anyways. How have you been Fluttershy? I missed you!”