//------------------------------// // The Third Jojo and Shimmer’s First Date // Story: Equestria Girls' Bizarre Adventure // by Saiyan of the North Star //------------------------------// The Third Jojo and Shimmer’s First Date (Unknown Location) D2 is seen reading a book calmly in the library of the Dark Six’s secret hideout with a single candle lit up as he wishes to be alone for a while and a big, gold muscular arm brings him a glass of wine, he took it a sip from the glass and let out a calm sigh as he got back to his reading. Everything was peaceful right now which he always loves doing on his spare time. “D2?!” Unless his quiet time is disturbed by one of his younger brothers, disappointed that his reading time is being interrupted, but he doesn’t let that bother him as he continue the book. Sometime he wonders why he ended up having brothers like the one who is rush-walking in the library with a worried/angry look on his face. He was not happy and D2 knows why. “What do you want now, Kira?” D2 asked, annoying that he couldn’t just get rid him consider how annoying Kira can with his odd hobby. Kira has blonde hair that’s light, loosely combed back hair with a few strands out of place and purple eyes. He wears a light valentinosuit and a dark tie patterned by a column of skull emblems with upright, cat-like ears. “Why is that you’re not doing ANYTHING?! Two strong warriors in our group is dead and we just lost our second eldest brother which means it’s only a matter of time befo” Kira’s sentence were cut off as he was suddenly sent crashing to one of the shelves and making all the books fall to the ground. “You really need to learn to take a breather.” D2 said before flipping to the next page. “Ow, seriously D2!” Kira yelled as he pushes the broken woods and books off of him. “But he does have a point.” A another younger brother pointed out as he walks in. He has light blonde hair in a bunch of rolled up style and blue eyes. He wears a Pink coat and purple trousers as his main clothing. “Aw, Funny Valentine, I didn’t expect to see you home so soon.” D2 said with a sinister smile. “Yes, my work as Student Council President ended pretty early with everyone working wonderfully like a well-oiled machine.” Funny said proudly. “Remind me again why he’s the only brother who gets to go school like normal teens?” Kira asked as he dust off the dusts from his shirt, feeling jealous at his younger brother gets to do something fun. “We’ve been over this Kira; Funny here has the appearance and aura of a normal, respectable young man while the rest of us are more darker with blood staining on our hands.” D2 answered annoyance. “Yes, like with you and your… gross way of picking up girls.” Funny glared at Kira. “Oh come on, my brothers, I only wish to find the perfect one so I can be happy!” Kira stated. “And by perfect girl, you mean… this?” Funny held out a served hand of a female with a gold ring. “Starlia! Put her down this instant, Funny!” Kira demanded angry. “Is this a new hand you got yourself, I always wonder what the girls looked like before you killed them.” Funny said winging the hand around. “I mean it, put her down right now or else I’ll blow you to bits!” Kira threatened as he starts glowing of pink aura. “Like what happened last time, I don’t think so.” Funny grinned as he also glows of light-green aura. Funny and Kira look at each other vicious eyes-cold eyes like they are at the old west waiting for the clock to strike high-noon and ready themselves to bring out their Stands for yet another fight between brothers and prove which of them is the stronger brother. “ENOUGH!” D2 shouted and a cracked-line suddenly appears between Funny and Kira. They turn their heads to D2 with a very, dangerous angry expression as his red eyes glow fiercely and releasing a flamin golden aura as he brought out his Stand which is covered by darkness except for its red eyes matching with D2. And he even has his book slammed shut, that shows he’s in his more dangerous-state of anger that even the two late-older brothers feared when he has become this angry. “(Yeah, he’s the stronger brother!)” Kira and Funny thought the same thing like they were reading each other’s minds. “Now, will you both please SHUT UP and tried to be more civilized.” D2 demanded. Then suddenly there are dozens of fist-print on the floor, the walls, and some on the ceiling as they all appeared at the exact same time. Even some appeared around Kira and Funny who are sweating bullet as they stand straight while shaking in fear that their older brother is giving off such a murder glaze that rivals that of the two older brothers before him. “We are sorry, big brother.” Kira said frightening. “Please forgive us.” Funny begged. D2 see that the two have learned their lesson and quickly calm down calling off his Stand and the aura faded as he put the book down on his lap. “By the way Funny, where is Diavolo. I haven’t seen him days after we heard Kars was defeated by those… clown couple.” D2 asked, feeling humiliated that Kars was beaten by two idiotic prankers. “He went off to visit his little team to make sure they’re ready whenever he’ll send them off to face the Joestar brothers.” Funny informed, regaining his composure. “They still don’t know who he is, right?” Kira asked. “Fear not, Diavolo has made absolutely sure that no one knows beside that… fat gentleman knows about his true identity and any connection to us.” Funny answered with a smirk. Although he did felt shiver down his spine when he mentioned the fat man. “Well, let’s hope so, we don’t want anyone finding out about us more and most importantly, where we live!” Kira pointed out, worrying. “I don’t see this as a big deal, the Joestar brothers don’t even know who are and the mothers we shot with the arrow didn’t even see our faces, the only thing they’ll is death.” Funny proclaimed. “Which is why we are going to take things up a notch, are your spies still working at that mall in Canterlot city?” D2 asked Funny. “Yes, they’re keeping a lookout for the Joestars as we speak.” Funny reported. “Good, if we to be victories to avenge our brothers and father then we must first understand our enemies and what makes them weak the most.” D2 said as he stands up and look down at the burning candle. And when the time is right… we attack the heart and destroyed, completely!” D2 smirked as he swing his hand on the candle blowing out the flame making the whole room consume into darkness. (Joestar Home) “Alright Jotaro, are you ready?” Joseph asked. “I was born ready.” Jotaro answered. “This is going to be the toughest challenge of your life.” Josuke pointed out. “I faced zombies and mothers from those brothers, which we still don’t know anything about, I can handle this.” Jotaro claimed. “Even though it’s something you never, ever done before?” Johnny asked. “Can’t know it’s scary unless you give it a try.” Jotaro stated as adjusted his hat making sure is on right. “Just be sure not to do something that may end up getting people in the hospital and you behind bar… again.” Giorno sighed, remembering the last time Jotaro got into a fight. “Boys please, let’s not go overreacting for Jotaro’s first date.” Jonathan said. Jotaro is sitting on the couch with the other brothers as they are trying to give the third older Jojo some advice and pep talk on what to do on his first date, even though some of them haven’t actually gone on any dates in years; like with Jonathan saving himself for Rarity, Joseph may have hanged with some girls but haven’t really dated any caused he was saving himself for Pinkie as well. Jotaro didn’t actually cared about girls except seeing them as friends and he sometimes shouts at them because they winced too much. Josuke was kinda the same as Jotaro with girls except shouting at them, of course and treated them like a gentleman he learned from Jonathan. Giorno has never really been interested in girls sometime until he met Fluttershy and changed her view on girls. Johnny was like any kind of guy trying to look for the girl of their dreams which he found in Applejack as they’re getting closer in the apple farm and riding their horses together. “Hey, we’re just really proud of Jotaro finally going on his first date with a REAL girl!” Josuke smiled wiping the tear from his eye. “I hanged around with other girls.” Jotaro pointed out. “But only as friends.” Giorno corrected. “And the best part, it’s with Sunset Shimmer of all girls!” Joseph excited. Jotaro is actually surprised that Sunset had agreed to go on a date with him after the crystal ball at Camp Everfree after saving the camp from a crazy woman with magic plants and one guy trying to become a “Perfect Being” to rule the world, luckily, it worked out for everyone with Kars being sent far into outer space forever. “Yeah, I get the feeling it will work out between them great.” Jotaro said as he gets up from the couch. “Now, we just need to go over a few things first.” Joseph brought out a few dozen magazines he got from some store. He believes they have good advice on dating and stuff. “Actually, I’m suppose to meet Sunset at the mall in 10 minutes, so see ya!” Jotaro walked out the door and left the house. (Canterlot Mall, Food Court) Jotaro is walking through a hallway passing by some food stands while looking to see if Sunset is around until he spotted the bacon-like color hair style as she saw him coming her way and waves with a smile. Sunset is wearing her everyday clothing except with pretty flower on her head and a shining, transparent, mini red skirt hanging from her shorts. “Hey Jotaro, you just got here?” Sunset asked, thinking they must’ve gotten here around the same time. “Yeah, ready for this?” Jotaro asked, she nodded and they lock in arms and made their way to a fancy restaurant. “Hello, table for the Joestar.” Jotaro said the the waiter, he look at the list and smiles and leads them to their table. Sunset looks around seeing all the cool stuff with the decorating like the sparkling dust on the ceiling like they’re stars, all shining in different rainbow colors. “Wow, I can’t believe you got a reservation at a place like this!” Sunset impressed. “Well, when you do some traveling with an old man and five brothers, you tend to make a big saving for a big traveling expense on boats and planes. And feeding some mouths.” Jotaro answered as he chuckles a bit. “It must’ve been amazing to see the whole world at such a young age, getting to see the all the wonderful sightseeing like the Eiffel Tower, the Great Wall of China, Uluru the Red Rock Australia, and more!” Sunset thrilled that she wanted to see those amazing landmarks. “Yeah, we did get to see them: climbing up the Eiffel Tower with heavy weights, running along the wall with all our legs tied together, and doing some push-ups on the Uluru while it was steaming hot with big rocks on our backs. Yeah, they were great to visit.” Jotaro listed all the training sessions he and his brothers went through all these years ago. “Well, I still think it’s amazing compare to what I been through.” Sunset said. “Really, because” “Excuse me, are you two ready to order?” The Waiter asked. “I’ll have the apple cider for drink and black-inked noodles with the side of mozzarella sticks.” Jotaro ordered. “Same for me, and a side of salad, please.” Sunset said. “Coming right up.” The Waiter said before walking away to the kitchen. Later, their food arrived as they got to eating which was very delicious as it was their first time eating black-inked noodles that brought out a large spark of flavors on the taste buds. Then they continue their conversation before the Waiter interrupted them. “As I was saying, I think traveling from another dimension is more amazing than traveling the whole planet.” Jotaro commented. “Heehee, yeah, I guess it does sound like a great feat if you don’t count being power-hungry and disobeying my old teacher.” Sunset said now looking sad. “Hey, we all go through tough times that could make us do stupid things to others, but the important thing is that you learn from your mistakes to become a better person and helping others. At least that what Jonathan always said.” Jotaro phrased from what his eldest brother said. “Thanks, my friends have helped with that sometimes and it’s been going great! I couldn’t asked for better friends.” Sunset smiled as she ate her noodles. “Glad to hear that.” Jotaro said. Sunset smiles having a wonderful time with Jotaro and saw the stage seeing a sign saying about getting people to sing in front of everyone while enjoying their meal. “In fact, I believe I’m going to give you something special for this date too.” Sunset said as she finished eating her noodles and went up to the stage. Sunset went up the guy with the keyboard whispering into his ears he nodded and starts playing some music as Sunset ready herself with the microphone. (Music-My Past is Not Today: Equestria Girls OST) Sunset: Power Was all I desired (I desired, all I desired) But all that grew inside me Was the darkness I acquired When I began to fall And I lost the path ahead That's when your friendship found me And it lifted me instead Like a phoenix burning bright In the sky I'll show there's another side to me You can't deny I may not know what the future holds But hear me when I say That my past does not define me 'Cause my past is not today Ambition Is what I believed Would be the only way To set me free But when it disappeared And I found myself alone That's when you came and got me And it felt like I was home Like a phoenix burning bright In the sky Sunset has started glowing and ponied up as everyone find as a special effects and cheers for him. Jotaro smiles that her singing it like a beautiful angel from the Heavens. I'll show there's another side to me You can't deny I may not know what the future holds But hear me when I say That my past does not define me 'Cause my past is not today Sunset glows even brighter as she sprouted phoenix wings as she floats a foot above the ground and everyone clap their hands together for a great performance as she walk down from the stage back to the table as she transforms back to normal. Jotaro walk towards to her midway, pulls her in smacking her lips against hers much to her and everyone surprised, Sunset soon sink in and kiss back wrapping her arms around his shoulders and everyone cheers for them. Meanwhile, a young man around Jotaro and Sunset’s age watches the scene not joining the clap and took out a phone calling his boss. “Sir, this is Bucciarati. I believe I found something… interesting.” To Be Continue...