//------------------------------// // Journal Entry #2 // Story: Antics of Anon // by 23 KM To Nerdiness //------------------------------// Journal Entry #2: "Human's Log: Avoiding bridge to insanity due to pink psychopath and aquamarine creep. I might not make it back alive sane. But in all seriousness, it's ya 'hyewmun' boi Anon here writing in my journal against my will because why not? Everything's still awesome in Equestria, as always. Just got back from the school, whooped my best frenemy Rainbow Crash in team dodgeball again. I WON, as usual, in case you haven't noticed. Of course you haven't, you're a journal for f*** sake. Jesus f****** CHRIST, I hate this censoring spell!!! Maybe I can throw it off... Anyways, today I came across a really interesting- F**k Sh*t C*ck A** Tr*mp D*mn it! Almost had it. My arm hasn't really been up to code after that dodgeball match. It might be On tHe iFfy sIDE for a wHile________!/<*,$(]@-,&-•¿₩..." "Hiya there, journal. Pinkie Pie here. Nonny's arms gave out so I'm writing it for him. Although, he MAY be a tiny, itty bitty bit bit p**ved about it. I don't understand why, I'm just charmingly and endearingly invading his personal privacy. It's not like I'm trying to figure out when his birthday is cuz it's driving me BANANAS or anything. I need help... I should probably wrap up right now. It's hard to write while running from an angry hyewmun and I think he's gaining feeling to his hands. PP out! P.S. I said PP. XD "Sorry about that, journal. If that little gremlin knew when my special day was... Let's hope it never comes to that. I've been working with Twilight on creating a brilliant defense for my privacy. Equestria's next best thing: invisible ink! With this stuff, I can write whatever I want without future humiliation. Including but not limited to: Peas give me gas. Vinyl's better than Cardi B. Jim Carrey's Mask freaks me out. Starlight has best mane.😍 I'd tell ya how I can see it, but Ponko would use that against me and.... You're a journal. Anyways, I need to rest for the day. I'm low on protein and high on cholesterol. D*mn sugar fueled ponies. Anon, out." "Peas get to me too!"