They went to Canterlot and outside was a big force field made out of bubble. Twilight said “I know this it is made by my brother Shining Armor he is powerful and good at force fields” and Spike said “How do we get in?” but then a hole happened and they went in before it closed. When they came to the castle they saw Celestia standing there and her hair was sticking out in 42 different directions in 5 different dimensions at once. It looked like she got flattened by a giant fucking metal door that was kicked off by a super strong and sexy pony man. She saw Twilight and said “Come here Twilight I have to show you something HEY WAIT where are the other elements of harmony ponies?” And Twilight said “Wait what I was supposed to bring them too?” and Celestia was like “Twilight you dumb fuck of course you were supposed to bring them but it's too late now come here” and they went.
They followed Celestia into the garden where the statues were and they noticed one of the statues was missing it was the statue of DISCORD who the elements of harmony stoned a while ago. “The statue just goned one day and now I don't know where it is” Celestia said “I hope a bad nasty evil pony person didn't steal it so they could resurrect him or some shit.”
“But Celestia we already beat him once and we can do it again so it's no problem” Twilight said but Celestia said “Shut up you dumb cunt Discord is powerful okay. The only reason you twats beat him was cause he was underestimated you if you fight again he will use 100% full power and you will be killed” “But princess!” Rainbow Dash yelled very loud “We have Taste this time and Taste can beat Discord easy peasy lemon squeezy right Taste?” Taste smirked a smirky smirk and said “Yeah I can beat him he is no problem. Celestia rolled her eyes and said “You may think you're hot shit now but just you wait Discord will rip you a new butthole.” Taste just laughed and said “I don't even have to poop!”