Derpy and I

by Stormbringer


CHAPTER SEVEN: The New Lives Begin

The group went out and met the rest of AJ’s family at a restaurant for an early celebratory dinner. After the dinner and some drinks (no alcohol for the mothers-to-be) the two newlywed couples said they had wedding night business to take care of.


As they approached their home, Twilight and Muffins saw a couple of police cars, a news van and a very familiar and unwelcome car in front of their house.

“Dear lord,” said Twilight, “you’ve got to be frickin’ kidding me!”
“It’s a good thing police are here,” said Muffins. “They’re the only thing that’s going to keep me from killing that asshole!”

They pulled into the driveway and got out of the car. Bright lights shown on them and a reporter was with the police officers.

“That’s her officers!” shouted Shooting Star, “arrest her! Use your police batons! Keep her from talking!”

The police officers approached Twilight.

“What’s the meaning of this?” asked Twilight.
“We’ve been informed you’d kidnapped this man’s wife and were holding her against her will. These are serious charges,” said a police officer.

A police woman, the reporter and Shooting approached Muffins.

“Are you alright?” asked a police woman to Muffins.
“Why wouldn’t I be,” asked Muffins.
“Kidnapping can be very traumatic.” Said the police woman.
“Kidnapping? My wife hasn’t kidnapped me.” said Muffins.

This brought an odd look to the police woman’s face.

“Obviously she’s suffering from, what was that? Oh yes, Amsterdam Syndrome.”
“You mean Stockholm Syndrome?” asked the reporter, obviously disappointed that this wasn’t going to be as big a story as she’d thought.

“Okay,” said Twilight, “this has gone far enough! That man has been harassing me, my wife and our best friend for months now! He’s already married to another woman, but I don’t expect for very much longer. But he tricked Muffins and our friend and made them pregnant.
He’s been going around threatening us and claiming that Muffins and our other friend are his property because he made them pregnant.”
“I think this will refute his claim,” said Muffins reaching in her purse and handing the new marriage license and certificate to the police officers.

The officers looked it over, the reporter looked at it as well. Then their gaze and the bright lights shifted to Shooting Star. Shooting knew that his game was up and started to rush to his car, but officers from a 2nd cruiser restrained him.


Rainbow and AJ had rented a hotel room for privacy. They’d never been so happy in their lives. Applejack had stopped by Sweet Apple Acres and picked up some things for an overnight stay.
Rainbow surprised AJ by carrying her across the threshold in the hotel room. After setting her down, they embraced and kissed deep.

“Oh my god, Rainbow,” said Applejack, “Ah never thought Ah’d ever be so happy. Ah never realized just how much Ah love ya.”
“You too, lover,” said Rainbow actually with a tear of joy on her cheek.
“Ah, tell ya what,” said Applejack giving a small kiss, “ya get ready to relax and I need to do somethin’.”
“No problem, Mrs. Dash,” said Rainbow giving AJ another kiss.

Applejack took her overnight bag and went into the bathroom. Rainbow took off her jacket and tie. Unbuttoned her collar and had a seat. She was getting excited. She and AJ had been intimate already, but this was different.

‘Why did this take so long,’ thought Rainbow with a smile so large that it hurt.

That smile turned to a look of wonder and admiration as AJ came out of the bathroom in a white negligée so sheer there was nothing to the imagination, although Rainbow had already experienced the wonders of Applejack’s body. The ribbons had been removed from her hair and it hung over her shoulders and down her back in flows of golden tresses.
The baby belly did not distract from the sexiness of the woman before her. Rainbow would swear at this moment, she’d never seen a more beautiful woman in her life.

“Oh my god,” said Rainbow breathlessly. “Applejack, you look so beautiful!”
“Thank ya, sugar cube,” said AJ. She was blushing and couldn’t quite look Rainbow in the eyes. This was not the way she was used to be dressing. But she was happy with her new wife’s reaction.

Applejack walked to Rainbow, took her hand and stood her up and started undressing her.

“Why don’t ya show me how much ya love me and how beautiful ya think Ah am.”

Rainbow swept Applejack off her feet and put her on the bed. Rainbow could never remember how she took her uniform off that fast without tearing anything off.

The new married couple made love almost all night.



AJ and Rainbow awoke in each other’s arms. They looked at the other and smiled, kissed and just held each other close.
“Good morning, Mrs. Dash,” said Rainbow.
“Morning Mrs. Dash,” replied AJ.
They kissed and decided to go get some breakfast if they were going to continue their ‘celebration’.

As they were getting out of bed, AJ heard her phone ring.
“Leave it, lover,” said Rainbow standing behind Applejack, caressing her body.
“Let’s just see who it is,” said AJ.

Seeing the caller ID, she snatched it up quickly and answered. Rainbow looked puzzled.

“Twi!” said AJ, “Is there a problem?”

There was a pause then AJ looked at her new wife.

“What? Yer kiddin’! Rainbow, Sugar Cube! Turn on the TV to channel 12.”

The TV came on and there was a reporter standing in front of Twilight and Muffins’ home. There was what looked like Shooting Star being escorted away in handcuffs.


“This is Scoop Byline reporting from here in suburban Canterlot where a serial con-artist was finally arrested.
Apparently, he’d been using women to get himself in positions to get money from unsuspecting families. His latest was to actually defraud his own parents who’d informed him if he didn’t settle down with a wife and have children he’d lose his inheritance of half a billion dollars.
He was so desperate that he had the Canterlot police department come here to force a newlywed couple apart.
We spoke to the victims for their thoughts…”

“Hey look! it’s Twi and Muffins!” said Rainbow.

“Yes, Ms. Byline, he’s been harassing and threatening myself, my now wife and a good friend of ours who he’d made pregnant as well.
But today we exposed his tricks to his real wife and I think it put him over the edge.”
“But please don’t think too badly of him,” said Muffins, “someone like that needs mental health treatment and is to be pitied and not hated…”

The TV went off, and Twilight and Muffins snuggled closer on the sofa.

“Yes,” said Twilight, giving Muffins a kiss on the cheek, “it was a pity that he wasn’t stopped sooner!”

The two laughed and kissed, it still took Twilight's breath away.