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// Chapter 1 
// Story: Discord X Reader Oneshots 
// by TheEdgyDuck 
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   "Don't worry, Discord. They're gonna accept you I just know it," I overheard Fluttershy say from the outside of her cottage. I brought my hoof up to knock on the door and Fluttershy quickly opened her door.

    "Hey, Fluttershy! What did you need of me?" I asked, tilting my head.

    "I don't need anything from you but I have someone who does," Fluttershy giggled and stepped aside so that I could come in. Discord was standing in the middle of the room. He was in a tux and had a bouquet of piranha plants and poison joke. 

    "Hey, Discord! Whatcha all dressed up for?" Discord seemed to blushed and then stuttered so badly he couldn't make a full sentence. Is it possible the lord of chaos could be able to have a stroke? Is he having a stroke? 

    "Are you alright, Dissy?" I asked. Discord seemed taken aback at my nickname for him.

    "You can do it," Fluttershy whispered. Discord took in a deep breath and jolted out the arm that was holding the bouquet. He put down his head so he didn't have to look at me.

    "D-D-Do you wanna g-g-go on a d-date?" Discord stumbled on and elongated his words. I smiled and took the bouquet into my hoofs.

    "I'd love to," I accepted. Discord brought up his head with a huge sharp-toothed smile etched on his face. Discord then snapped his fingers and Fluttershy's house turned into a fancy restaurant. Fluttershy walked up to Discord and I's table.

    "May I take your order?" Twilight asked. I chuckled and ordered what I wanted on a menu that only had a few things. It's so cute that Twilight and Fluttershy is helping out Discord on this date. Pinkie Pie bounced in from the kitchen holding a pitcher with what seemed to be chocolate milk. Pinkie poured the milk into our cups. Discord twiddled his thumbs. 

    "Uh...Er...What's your favorite color?" Discord asked, nervously. 
    "(F/C)," I answered, "You?"

    "As long as it's eye-straining I don't care," Discord chuckled.

    "So, why didn't you order anything to eat?" I asked.

    "I can eat anything, I didn't want Applejack to do more work than she has to," Discord responded and then took a bite out of the menu.  
    "What does that taste like?" 

    "I can make it taste like anything I want," Discord seemed to be less fidgety and hasn't been stuttering. Good for him. Rainbow Dash flew in carrying a plate with what I ordered on it. She put it on the table and I started eating. Discord took in a deep breath.

    "(Y/N), I really super like you and I want you t-to be my sp-special som-somepony. Soo..."

    "I'd love to be your special somepony," I said. Discord gave me a genuine smile. Discord embraced me into a hug that included his whole body wrapping mine. He was warm and his fur was soft. I put my hoofs around his neck and put my muzzle up to his. I brought him into a soft kiss. Discord seemed surprised at first but returned the kiss. His put his claw and paw on my cheeks to make the kiss deeper. We pulled away and put our foreheads together. 

    "Wooooooo!" Pinkie yelled, "Yay Discord won over (Y/N)!"