//------------------------------// // Pinkie.Pie // Story: Pet-rified // by Rocktavius Dashylight //------------------------------// "I'm sorry I ever doubted you!" Twilight appologized as soon as they got to the castle. "That's OK, Twily, it's no big d--" Tex was smothered as she held you in her front hooves and hugged Texas. "You wanted to save me even after I did that to you." "MMMFPHH!" She held him out again. "Of course! But Luna helped." She set you down on the table and 7 pairs of eyes stared at you. Pinkie's jumped out of view when she bounced high in the air. "Fluttershy? Fluttershy? Can I play with him next? Can I? Can I? Can I?" "Um...sure...P--" "Yay! Wippie!" She bounced even more. "Just promise me you won't hurt him....please..." "I'll take good care of 'im. Responsibility is my middle name!" Tex watched as Pinkie's mouth came toward him and bit the back of his shirt. She began walking off, joyfully, Tex's feet hanging below him. "Pinkie..." "e're unna tho sho muth thtuff together! Meby thr'w uh p'rty!" "Pinkie..." "...nd b'ke c'pc'kes 'nd eat c'ke 'nd..." "PINKIE!" She stopped. "Wh't ish it h'm'n? D'n't like pashtriesh?" "I'm fine with pastries, but...can you carry me...another way?" She moved her head and dropped him to her side. Tex screamed as he fell, but he landed inside her saddle bag, causing streamers to explode everywhere. She began trotting again. "Better?" Tex was flying around in the bag. "No!" She didn't hear at first. "PINKIE! LET ME OUT!" She stopped again and pulled the tiny man out with her teeth. She set him on her back. "There." Tex sat there for the rest of the ride, bobbing many times. She picked him up and placed him on the table. "First order of business!" She stared strait at Tex. Pinkie shoved him down and began tickling him. "Gootchy gootchy goo! Tickly tickly tickle!" Tex couldnt stop laughing. "Boogly boogly boo! Hahahah!" He was struggling to breath and she stopped. "Here's a mini cupcake, just for you!" Where did she get that?! Tex took it and looked at her. Her eyes were big. She really wanted to see him eat the cupcake. Texas looked down at the cupcake in his hands. Discord was on the loose, and here he was with a cupcake. Maybe they were planning something and wanted Pinks distracted? "Do you not know how to eat a cupcake? Not to worry, Aunt Pinkie pie will show you!" pinkie shoved an entire cupcake in her mouth and chewed it messily. "now you try!" Tex smiled and shoved it in his mouth. "Awwwwwwwwwwwe! That's so cuuuuuute!" She said. Tex blushed. She rubbed her nose against him. He blushed even more. She then hopped up on the table and sat down. Tex looked back and forth at the pink legs surrounding him. He looked up at the smiling face of the party pony. She reached down to his small figure and picked his tiny form up. He pushed him against her chest and hugged him. "You're a wonderful human." Tex smiled.