//------------------------------// // Introduction // Story: My Little Pony Six Word Biographies // by Godslittleprincess //------------------------------// Hello, readers from beyond the fourth wall, my name is Calligraphy "Callie" Brush. What you are now reading is a collection of biographical writings written by my ancestor Sir Witty Quill of the Canterlot nobility. After the reformation of the changeling race and the subsequent defeat of Queen Chrysalis, Sir Quill made it his life's mission to immortalize the legacy of Equestria's greatest heroes and their affiliates. In order to do so, Sir Quill, like the barely sane eccentric he was, set out to write biographies of every single one of the following characters that you are about to read about. Fortunately, also like the barely sane eccentric that he was, Sir Quill decided that he would devote only six words to each biography in honor of the six Elements of Harmony and their Bearers, no more, no less. Unfortunately, Sir Quill died of ponymonia prior to the founding of the School of Friendship, leaving his collection of biographies unfinished. After his death, Sir Quill faded into obscurity, and his writings were seemingly lost. However, in the last two years, I have discovered my ancestor's writings and set out to make them known to the world. Unfortunately, in the process, I ran into two problems. Firstly, the collection was completely disorganized. I ended up using up a better part of a year to make it readable. Secondly, both my ancestor and I have a condition that allows us to have an awareness of the fourth wall, and it seems that that condition has affected my ancestor's writing and my organizational system, making the collection unpublishable in Equestria. Thankfully, with the help of the Lord of Chaos Discord, I was able to send it to your universe. I hope you enjoy.