Anon-a-Miss

by The Blue EM2


Credits

CAST-IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE
Ashleigh Ball-Applejack and Rainbow Dash
Rebecca Shoichet-Sunset Shimmer
Andrea Libman-Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy
Nicole Oliver-Cheerilee and Principal Celestia
Madeleine Peters-Scootaloo
Tabitha St. Germain-Rarity and Granny Smith
Maude Pie-Ingrid Nilson
Michelle Creber-Apple Bloom
James Kirk and Shannon Chan-Kent-Mysterious voices
Graham Verchere-Pipsqueak
Claire Corlett-Sweetie Belle and Dizzy
Blake Swift-Button Mash
Sunni Westbrook-Cozy Glow
Kelly Sheridan-Misty Fly
Colin Murdock-2015 Bob the Builder
Brad Pit-Captain William Collins
Stephen Lang-Swift Order
Keith David-Stryker 1 Commander
Gideon Emery-Ghost 1
Kazumi Evans-Adagio Dazzle
Maryke Hendrikse-Sonata Dusk
Diana Kaarina-Aria Blaze
Sam Worthington-SWAT Team Commander
Warbird Pilot-Troy Baker
Warpig Commander-David Sobolov
Warbird Co-Pilot-Angela Gots
Peter New-Hondo Flanks
Bill Newton-Bright Mac
Vincent Tong-Rumble
Felicia Day-Pear Butter
Neil Morrissey as Himself
Jason Deline-Bow Hoothoof
Sarah Edmonson-Windy Whistles

Music:

‘Oh, come all Ye Faithful’ (Adeste Fideles), original lyricist unknown, music attributed to John Francis Wade, performed by A Cappella Hymns.

‘Bob the Builder opening titles’, music and lyrics by Paul K. Joyce, performed by Neil Morrissey.

‘Ding dong merrily on High’, lyrics by George Ratcliffe Woodward, music by Charles Wood, performed by London Contemporary Voices

‘Thunderbirds are Go,’ written by James Bourne and Tom Fletcher, performed by Busted.

‘Hark, the Herald Angels Sing’, Lyrics by Charles Wesley, music by Felix Mendolssohn.

‘Theme from Fireman Sam’, written by Ben Heneghan and Ian Lawson, performed by ARTV.

‘Carol of the Bells’, lyrics by Peter J. Wilhousky, music by Mykola Leontovych.

‘Coventry Carol’, author and composer unknown.

‘Awesome as I Wanna Be’, music and lyrics by Daniel Ingram, arranged by PrinceWhateverer, performed by DreamChan.

‘Sussex Carol’, by Cecil Sharp and Ralph Vaughn Williams, performed by The Priests

‘Bob the Builder’ (2015), performer unknown.

‘Jingle Bells’, written and composed by James Pierpont.

‘Thomas’ Runaway Theme’, written by Mike O'Donnell and Junior Campbell.

‘Runaway theme’, written by Mike O'Donnell and Junior Campbell.

‘Deja Vu’ (from ‘Initial D’), performed by V.A

‘F-Zero GP Legend Closing Credits’, composed by Henji Hikita.

‘Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town’, by John Coots and Haven Gillespie, performed by Stefan Wyatt

‘Good King Wenceslas’, by John Mason Neale, performed by the US Army Chorus

‘Crocodile Rock’, by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, this performance from ‘Bob the Builder; a Christmas to Remember’; performed by Elton John, Neil Morrissey, Rob Rackstraw and Kate Harbour

‘Can we fix it? (Bob the Builder)’, written by Paul K. Joyce. Performed by the cast of Bob the Builder.

‘We Wish you a Merry Christmas’, author unknown (West Country), performed by the band of the Salvation Army.

Based on ‘EQG Holiday Special’, by Ted Anderson (IDW, 2014), and various Anon-a-Miss fanfics.

The author would like to thank the readers and commenters for making this story possible. We couldn’t have done it without you!