Special Brownies

by Jumpitydude


Epilogue: Yona! No!

Sandbar just laid his head on the table. "Gallus, Smolder, and Ocellus..."

Silver patted him on the head. "Well, at least they're all getting punished for it."

"I guess. Let's be thankful Yona wasn't involved."

"That wouldn't have been too bad, actually. She wouldn't be able to move after smashing a few things thinking they were spiders."

*CRASH!* "YAK CAN NOT BE RESTRAINED!"

As if fate felt obliged to throw Silver's words back in her face, Yona smashed through a wall while screaming.

"YONA!" A lasso flew through the hole and wrapped around Yona's stomach. "GET BACK HERE NOW!"

"YAK IS NOT RESTRAINABLE! YAK WILL DESTROY ALL CHAINS!" Yona suddenly ran forward, dragging Applejack through the hole.

It was too much for Sandbar to handle. "YONA! NO!"

Yona leaped up on a table. "YONA YES! YAK IS UNRESTRAINED! YAK IS... is..." She suddenly flopped off the table and fell asleep.

Applejack shook her head around, then got to her hooves while adjusting her hat. "Dagnabbit, Yona. What the hay?"

Silver prodded her sleeping friend. "Why was she acting like a maniac?"

Applejack was grinding her teeth. "Yona assumed something I owned was a type of drug and downed all of it!"

Silver gasped. "What was it?"

"It-" Applejack's eyes went wide and she suddenly turned away and rubbed the back of her head. "I-it wasn't a drug."

The students shared a look, then spoke in unison. "Was it beer?"

Applejack gulped. "Yeah. It was beer. She smashed up a good three barns I had set up."

Sandbar dug his face into his hoof while Silver raised an eyebrow and scratched her cheek.

Applejack let out a heavy sigh. "This'll take a while to fix."

Sandbar kept a very unamused look on his face. "Well, if you can wait a few days, I happen to know a few students that will want some extra credit soon."

Applejack tilted her head. "What do you mean?"

Sandbar went on to explain what happened the day before.

Applejack looked Sandbar in the eye. "Sandbar, your friends are all crazy."

Silver smiled proudly. "Yes, we are!"

"And how often do you and your friends fight living weapons of mass destruction?"

"Good point, but it doesn't disprove what I'm saying. If anything, it means I have a good reference point."

"... Fair."


Gallus wiped off his brow. "So why are we doing this again?"

Ocellus dropped to the ground and sat down. "We all stole something."

Smolder looked at the nearby Yak. "What did Yona steal?"

Ocellus glanced over at the cause of the hole they were patching. "Beer. She apparently thought it counted as a drug."

"You're doing well, girls!" Silver approached with a bag slung over her back. "You too, Gallus!"

Gallus glared at Silver. "Why aren't you helping out?"

"Because I got my drugs legitimately! Anyway, I just finished talking with the Headmare. Ocellus can be done after this, but the rest of you will need to help with rebuilding the barns Yona smashed up to get the rest of your credit."

"What?" Smolder's voice cracked. "Why?"

"Because she was only out for one day, and Yona needs to make up for underage drinking."

"Beer not drugs?"

"Anyway, I decided to make you guys something to make this all a bit easier for you!" Silver opened her bag and held out its contents. "Brownies!"

Yona smiled. The others just stared.

Of all things, that made Silver's expression go flat. "These don't have drugs in them!"