Nazi Zombie Stories: (Part One) Kino Der Toten

by SCP Pinkamena


Extra Chapter: Twilight Sparkle's Quotes

"Look's like there's no power."
"I TOLD you something bad was gonna happen!"
"This. Is. Bad!"
"Oh, no, oh, not now!"

"EEP!"
"You touch me again! I dare you!"
"The next time you see me, I'll have a gun to your head!"
"Oh, you did NOT hit me!"
"Tell you what, hit me, see what happens..."

"Oh god, I am running out of AMMO!"
"Well, friends I am running out, any spares?"
"Well, that clicking sound isn't good..."
"Oh sh-I mean shoot."

"Well, I tasted better..."

"Hold your horses, I'm coming to get ya!"
"Don't worry. I don't know what I'm doing!"
"Dempsey! Richtofen said you don't have a brain...is that possible?"

"When pistols don't do it, a shotgun will."
"First shot they wont see..."
"Small, lightweight, and effective!"
"Dear Princess Celestia..."
"Knives don't hurt...they KILL!"
"I've heard of Jim Bowey, now I know why he made the knife!"

"That. Horrible. BOX!"
"Box~you lied~~"
"This is a horrible weapon....maybe I should find a stick."
"This looks good enough..."
"I call shotgun!"
"It's so big! Shut up Rainbow!"

"A Ray gun? Really?"
"A Ray gun, it looks like a childs-oop, nevermind!"

"I will be the queen of thunder!"
"Fear me! I hold god in my hands!"
"A clap here, a clap there."
"Hmmm, I wish it shot lightning."

"Pack-A-Punch? sounds like a washed up band..."
"This is a weapon of great...everything!"
"My weapon will tell you to die, NOW!"

"Oh, no I'm seeing a white light, help me! Hurry!"
"Well this is then end....goodbye."
"Woah, I thought I heard grandpa for a second."

"Jugganog, really, really tasty!"
"Speedcolaisthebestthingever!"
"Double tap root beer. Taste almost like apple cider."