What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Sweetie Giraffe became a mascot?

Aww, look. It's Sweetie Giraffe on a walk! How's the weather up there?

Look, you're so tall that even the trees are shorter than you!

*Sigh* No, Sweetie. For the last time, trees are not inferior beings that deserve to be incinerated by your giraffe-powers just because they're shorter.