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// If You Don't Like Broccoli And Hazelnut Cupcakes, Tirek Wins 
// Story: Life is a Test: A Series of Pony Logic Puzzles 
// by Brony_of_Brody 
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Howdy there, friend! Your friendly neighborhood Pinkie Pie here! Welcome to Sugarcube Corner!

Oh, you're here for the usual pecan muffins?

Not today? Oh...well, if you're in the mood to try something new, I finally perfected my recipe for broccoli and hazelnut cupcakes?

What's that? You've never heard of them? *GASP* Oh, dear sweet thing, if you haven't tried my broccoli hazelnut cupcakes then you haven't LIVED, baby! LIVED I SAY!

I've got some of the spare batter in the kitchen right now! Just give me fifteen minutes!

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...um, Houston, we have a problem.

Oh, don't ask who Houston even is, I don't know either! But it's a catchy thing to say, right?

See, these cupcakes need eleven minutes to bake. I have to crank the heat up SUPER high for the best results. That super crunchy bite with the right amount of sweet and bitter...that, filly, is art! If art was delicious.

Well, if you're asking if I have a timer...Mr and Mrs Cake are borrowing it right now. And the clock's still at the menders.

But I DO have...(hang on, they're in my mane somewhere...ah, there we go) ...a pair of hourglasses that I stash away in case of hourglass emergencies! But I mean, really? I somehow haven't hidden away any timers in case of timer emergencies? I swear I'd forget my head if it wasn't screwed on, except if my head WASN'T screwed on then it'd fall off and I couldn't breathe or eat or snore or belch or yodel or- 

Oh yeah. Cupcakes. And the lack thereof.

But anyway, they need eleven minutes in the oven and all I have are these. Have you got a watch?

No? Well, worth a try!