//------------------------------// // Love Arrows of Doom by Rated Ponystar Final Chapter // Story: Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse // by MixMassBasher //------------------------------// Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse by MixMassBasher Love Arrows Of Doom: Final Chapter: An Archer's Reward... and A Prince's Doom OR (An Archer's End... and still A Prince's Doom) Dear Diary, Alcohol. Those really god stuff these dazes. Me think I drunk one Or a 100 of buttles? Why m I doin this again? Something about Discor— Oh now I remember... Whelp... Bottoms up! *Gulp!* *Gulp!* *Gulp!* wh4t w4S I taLk1ng b0ut AgA1n? ALs0 I sh0Ud s1ck 2 beiN a pr1nc3s. c4nt remb3r Y. Ah... FUCK 1T! FUCK! me hoRNy n0w. Wh3Re hu5Bun? TH3r3 me h0nEy bUn. BucKin de bUns 0f a d1rtp0ne w1Th R4in... s9methin s8methun... joinin on de ACt10n. At l3Ast, me thunK ThAt's wHut huPPun. I DRUNK!!! Me woud f1le dIv0rce p4Per5 if me wusn'T h0rni and DRUNK!!! Me settlr w1th punishin Shining nOw bi FUckin hiM 5illi a5s de Pr1Nces of LU5t. IN f4CT, L3T'5 H4V3 A 4SOME! b3sT 3y3deer 3Ver h4D WhuN DRUNK! Your retired hero, Princess Cadence Dear Daughter, Here's my bow and arrow. Consider yourself the new cupid. You even have the diaper and wingspan for the job! That should keep ponies off my radar... Your sober mother, Princess Cadence *** Five Days Later *** Dear Mother-In-Law, I may be in need of that black dress you gave me a while back. Your daughter-in-law, Princess Cadence Dear Princess Cadence, If Captain Armor is dead. Does this mean I don't get my promotion? Curious, Flash Sentry Dear Diary, Fuck this holiday. Just because I'm a bookworm doesn't mean I'm supposed to be a virgin until I die!!! Fed up, Twilight Sparkle Dear Twilight, You're immortal, you can't die. On the bright side, you can now try beating Celestia’s record of the longest lasting virgin. Your ex-mentor’s cherry cake is absolutely delicious! Love, Discord Dear Sister, Mind if I make a large mural depicting your virginess? Your little sister, Light Step Somewhere far far away... Shining Armor was running as far as possible away from those crazy mares that wanted to fuck him dead. Two of the strongest athletic ponies of their generation and a lusty alicorn is definitely a bad combo. Especially to Shining's dick. Faking his death was his only option. At least until those mares stop being so horny. Though that's probably not going to happen anytime soon. "Well, what do we have here?" Queen Chrysalis interrupted his train of thought, flying down in front of him. "Oh, no..." Shining's voice trailed off. "Time for my reven—" Chrysalis was cut off as a pink arrow from out of nowhere embedded itself onto the Changeling Queen's rump. "Ah!!! Ahhhhhhh. Feed Me with Your Heart you big piece of fuck meat!" Queen Chrysalis proclaimed, her eyes turning into pink hearts. "Oh buck me..."