Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse

by MixMassBasher


Love Arrows of Doom by Rated Ponystar Chapter 4

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Love Arrows Of Doom: Chapter 4: An Archer Is Traumatized OR (Censorship is Magic)

Dear Canterlot Florists,

I'd like to order a bouquet.

It seem to help make dear old sunny forgive my betrayal in the season four finale. That might work with getting dear old sunbutt to fuck with me after all the times I fucked with her.

Deeply in love,
Discord


Dear Diary,

Attempting to stop the next chaosalypse proved to be a futile effort.

Firstly, I accidentally stumbled across Prince Blueblood, of all ponies. He immediately started pathetically pleading not to kill him. Some part of my mind scream in the back of my mind to DO IT but I had other things to worry about.

Secondly, by the time I found them. Discord was already in the act of doin—

***WARNING! THIS IS THE SOCIETY OF THE BLIND EYE.
WITH THE SUPERNATURAL STRANGENESS OF THE FOLLOWING CHAOTIC SCENE. THE SOCIETY HAS TAKEN IT UPON OURSELVES TO ERASE YOUR MEMORIES OF THE FOLLOWING DESCRIPTIONS OF CLOP.
PLUS THE AUTHOR IS A LAZY ASS NOT WANTING TO WRITE THAT SCENE AT ALL.
NOW, GO ABOUT YOUR LIVES KNOWING THAT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS SCENE EVEN IN PARODY FORMAT.
TIME TO FORGET!***

(Four hours later)

...how Discord manage to stick the sun up there I'll never know...

Well I'm mentally scarred now...

Like most superheroes in comics, I suppose...

At least Celestia is no longer a thousand year old virgin...

About time...

Your traumatized archer,
The Pink Arrow

P.S. Where was Aunty Luna? Perhaps she was in one of her prank wars with Philomena...


Dear Green Arrow Ripoff,

Did you spend four hours staring at me and my lovely Tia because you had a mental breakdown, or did you wanted to join in?

Your soon to be uncle,
Discord

P.S. There seems to be trouble in paradise back at your home because somepony's apple in their eye happens to be your husband


To Discord,

Wait... WHAT!!!

Your furious archer,
The Pink Arrow