That new car smell

by Hellcat707hp


Getting a life

Alan awoke in his garage next to the Mustang "Good morning." Getting up and putting fuel in the mustang "What even happened last night?" Alan asked himself

"In here dum dum!" Alan heard somepony yell from the kitchen, not even noticing the smell of french toast and bacon in the air.

"Lyra is that you?" Alan asked

"Yeah, i stayed over because you got drunk and invited me to bed." Lyra said disappointedly

Alan went as red as a cherry Nos "Did we er......do anything before han-hoof?" Alan asked nervously

"Weeeelllllll, first you drank to celebrate the build of your mustang, then you got shitfaced, you.....well.....kissed me......you're quite good at flirting actually, and after that you said you were gonna fill up the car and you would be up for some fun. Instead you went to your car and passed out. Leaving a certain mare let down." Lyra said quite sad

"Holy shit! I am so dumb! Anymore, if i even mention alcohol. Stop me from drinking! Ok?" Alan asked

"Aaaawwww but, drunk Alan is best Alan!" Lyra said half-jokingly

"That is not becoming a thing Lyra!" Alan yelled

"Oh but Alan, by the way you were talking last night it seems like you want 'us' to be a thing." Lyra said

"Lyra stop, please." Alan said

After Alan and Lyra had breakfast Alan decided to call DJ-PON3

"I hope this works." Alan dialed the number on the buisness card

'It rang, and rang, and rang, click'

"Yo, this is Club Moon. Who would this be?" Vinyl asked

"Uhh, it's the human." Alan responded

"Aaaayyyyeeee wassup! Alan right?" Vinyl asked

"Yes. That's me! Hey, are you still hiring?" Alan asked because he was in need of bits the ones Celestia and Twilight gave him where running out

"Yup and your spund systems will BUCKING ROCK THIS PLACE!" Vinyl said happily

"Thanks Dj, I'll be over tomorrow." Alan said

"Ok, but please just call me Vinyl." Vinyl said, happy that she had made a new friend who loves music too.

Alan hung up his phone, and looked at his Samsung Galaxy Note 9. "I wonder how that works." He said as he looked at the sky.

Lyra heard the front door open and a giddy squeal of excitement "So I take it you got the job?" Lyra asked quizzically.

"Fuck yeah i did!" Alan pumped his fist in happiness "I'm gonna go do some happy time donuts in my backyard. Do you wanna join?" Alan asked holding up his keyring letting the seven keys hang, all to his cars.

"Hooooooyeah I do!" Lyra shouted in a very tomboyish manner

"Ok lets go then." Alan said as he walked out the door. Lyra soon ran after Alan

"So which one are we going with to get donuts? Do you need directions to Sugarcube Corner?" Lyra asked

"Baaahhahahahahah! Don-do-donuts! Hahahahah! You thought i meant pastries! Hahahahahahaaaaah! Ooooohhhh. Here, just get in the truck." Alan said as he got in his SRT Ram

"Hey, what are we doing?" Lyra asked as Alan drove behind his house

"Heheheh......this." Lyra blushed at Alan's deep chuckle, as it felt almost intimidating. The word 'this' came out of Alan's mouth and Lyra nearly pissed herself.

Alan whipped the steering wheel all the way to the left and matted the gas. "AAAHHHAHAHAHAH! OH I MISSED THIS!" Alan yelled as he kicked dirt up everywhere

"That was scary but fun, like a roller coaster." Lyra stated blushing

Alan queued up Hoobastank - Out of Control and started the donuts back up, throwing a drift in here and there

Twilight was trying to read one of Alan's books on supercars, but was interrupted by the sound of a strait piped V10 engine. Hearing enough she stormed out side. Walking up to the truck she shouted "CAN YOU TWO STOP I'M TRYING TO RE-" she was cut off by mud getting kicked up in her face.

Alan seen this and stopped the truck, he hopped out snickering "Hey *snicker* Twi *snicker* You have a lil' something on your face." Alan joked

"Alan." Twilight sounded mad

"oh shit. Uh yeah?" Alan was actually kind of scared.

"You're going to help me get this out of my coat." Twilight commanded

"*gulp* Ok." Alan said as he followed Twilight

"Alan, what do you want for dinner?!" Lyra yelled

"If I'm still alive, I'll just have a salad!" Alan yelled back

Alan was waiting in the living room "Aright, you can come up now!" Twilight yelled from upstairs

Alan walked into the bathroom. "So you want me to help scrub the mud outta your coat?" Alan asked

"Yup and you can do a much better job than me with those fingers of yours." Twilight said plainly

"Can't you just magic it away?" Alan asked

"Yeah, but it's more fun this way." Twilight teased

Alan reached for the shampoo and grabbed a bottle that said, Mane n' Tail. "Heh, isn't that funny. Humans have a shampoo with the same name." Alan said chuckling a little

"Really? Huh, well isn't that a coincidence." Twilight said a little bit surprised

"Actually, now that i think about it. How did I get here?" Alan asked, actually curious of how he got here.

"What? You wanna go back so soon?" Twilight asked

"Actually no, I want to live here, with my new friends. The only person I'd miss would probably be my friend from highschool who I still talked to. She was there for me on the day of the car crash." Alan said with a hint of sadness

"What was her name?" Twilight asked

"Her name was Ashley, she had basically no friends but me and it was the same on my end. She had a few cars too, like a Hellcat Charger, a Chrysler 300 SRT8 and a beautiful 1970 Charger with over 1000 horsepower. It was drag built. Oh, she also had a nice 2018 Dodge Power Wagon with a Cummins diesel engine." Alan said smiling at the memories. "Anyway, about how I got here?" Alan said

"I looked into it and apparently your dimension has been having a ton of ruptures in time and space, for short you can call them rifts. I'll tell you more tomorrow, but for now. Get back to what you were doing, forget the Club get a job at the spa!" Twilight said leaving a dumbfounded and hopeful Alan deep in thought.