//------------------------------// // Despataco // Story: The Dazzlings Are Insane // by Justice3442 //------------------------------// Making her way from her bedroom to the stairs, Aria Blaze found herself stopped by a haunting melody drifting out of an open door she was passing. The room of her ‘companion’- for lack of a more appropriate term- Sonata Dusk.  Glancing at the open door to her left, Aria also noted flickering light drifting out of the doorway. As the softly spoken words in a foreign language continued, Aria felt her heart race. Flickering light often meant fire, and fire in Sonata’s room? Well, that was bad. Quickly throwing open the door, Aria noted with some relief that the room was not engulfed in flame… It was just… lit by mood-setting candlelight? “Que le enseñes a mi boca”  Aria finally took notice of Sonata who was busy singing a song in a foreign tongue. While Aria and her sisters had collected a plethora of languages during their long time on the planet, Sonata, oddly enough, was the one more likely to retain and use what she had picked up.  Indeed, Sonata was busy using these words to serenade… “Tus lugares favoritos” A taco… Granted, a clearly decked out taco with all optional topping and extras which was held inches away from Sonata’s face on a white plate… Still… You know… a taco. Even though she had been neglecting any language she didn’t need to conserve daily in or yell at her Starcraft 2 opponents with, the words weren’t unfamiliar to Aria as they had been somewhat inescapable the past few months. Given the context of what she was seeing, Aria couldn’t help but imagine Sonata, scatterbrained as she was, might have forgotten that songs in various languages still translate to other things. This was Sonata, after all. Aria laughed as she watched the oddly sensual display. “Hey doofus?!” She greated Sonata. “Do you even know what you’re saying to that taco?” Sonata turned and gave Aria a look that made it very clear Sonata knew what she was on about. “I’m in love with this taco and I’m going to fuck it with my mouth, Aria.” “O…oh…” Aria replied as she felt the blood rush away from her face as if it was trying desperately trying to get further away from the person she was talking to.  “I guess you do know what the words mean…” Sonata locked eyes with Aria as she lapped at some of the sour cream atop of the taco. “favoritos, favoritos baby.”  Aria swallowed as she slowly shuffled further from the open door.. “Uh… You do you…” Sonata nodded. “I will… but first I’m going to do this taco.” “…Right.” “With my moooouuuuth…” she said in a near-whisper, adding “Despacito…”  Perturbed look on her face, Aria turned and continued walking toward the stairs with a bit more urgency than she had a minute prior. “What the heck is eating you?” Her head clearing a bit, Aria looked at the bottom of the stairs where Adagio looked up with a look of inquiry that also suggested Aria was somehow wasting Adagio’s time despite Adagio being the one to ask the question. Aria involuntarily shivered as she remembered Sonata’s tongue probing at the taco. “Just… “ Aria took a deep, somewhat phlegmy breath. “Ghu… Sonata is going down on a taco in her room.” Adagio raised an eyebrow, moving from irate to intrigued and disappointed. “She brought someone home again? Funny, she normally shares when she does that.” “No! Like… an actual taco that she’s romancing before she… tongue fucks it.” Adagio looked up at Aria in surprise. “Let me get this straight…” “I’m not sure that’s possible given the circumstances, but shoot.”  “Sonata is in her room… sensually eating a taco…” Aria nodded. “That uh… Yeah. It’s maybe the most ‘Sonata’ thing I’ve ever seen her do.” “And you didn’t tell me?!” Adagio cried, clearly displeased. It was Aria’s turn to look annoyed as she threw her hands up in frustration. “I literally just told you now!” She brought her hands down in front of her and tensed her fingers which made her hands resemble shaking claws. “Why would I even keep that information to myself?!” “Oh… Uh… Thanks!” Adagio said as she rushed up the stairs and darted past Aria. “You’re… welcome?!” Aria replied in confusion before she reflexively spit out a few odd hairs that had fled Adagio’s curls and found her way to her face. “Sonata, stop tongue flicking the taco’s beans for a moment,” Adagio called out. “Let me get a camera!” “Ooookaaay~!” Sonata replied sweetly. Adagio continued. “If you keep your clothes on, we can put this up on MeTube and make a bundle!” “No promises!” Sonata shouted back. Sighing heavily to herself, Aria shook her head began going down the stairs She only made it a couple steps before her eyes went wide and she turned. “Holy shit!, Sonata can sing again!” “Oh, wow!” Adagio shouted back. “Who cares? I and the lonely world at large are far more interested in cute girls who will do strange, fully-clothed things on camera!” “Yeah, Aria!” Sonata called out. “Quit living in the past!” “But… but… Dudes! We can perform again! I mean… sure we can’t mind control like we used to, but we can still go onstage in front of hundreds of screaming, adoring fans!” Adagio walked out of her room holding a camcorder in one hand. “Do you want to go to all the trouble of writing songs, producing music, and constantly traveling from place to place, or do you want to sit at home and collect tons of money because you have boobs, a pretty face, and are way better at Fortnight than most everyone in the world?!” Aria thought about this for a moment. She turned and walked back up the stairs. “Okay, yeah… fuck it… Sonata, I’mma get my webcam and we can live-stream this!” “How long do you two think I can hold off on mouth fucking this taco?!” Sonata shouted. “Because I’m REALLY wanting it inside of me more than I want to be inside it at this point!” “Sonata, we can get more tacos!” Adagio explained. “Yeah, dude!” Aria confirmed. “I mean… so long as people want to just watch you eat tacos we can just go buy more tacos ad infinitum!” “Oh, well…!” Sonata replied. “Hurray for the real hero then!” Adagio and Aria exchanged glances from across the hall. “Uh, the wonders of technology?” Adagio suggested. “Adagio’s shameless desire to monetize everything?!” Aria offered. Adagio opened her mouth as if to protest and then stopped herself. “Fair…” “Nope! Hurray for soul-crushing loneliness and being pretty!”