Kahmey went home to eat some lunch. He made his favorite meal, a cucumber sandwich. He started hearing music when he sat down at the table, it wasn’t the music he heard when the gramophone started playing in the extra room of the library, this time it sounded like a filly’s song. “Mary mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockle shells, and pretty maids all in a row.”.
(What in equestria was that?) Kahmey asked in an angered tone. It couldn’t have came from any speakers since he had no record player, at least not close enough to be that loud and the only gramophone in his house was in the secret room in the library, there was no way for the sound to make its way into the dining area because the room was on the other end of the house and it was covered by three doors, there were no vents it could travel through either. So where was the music coming from? The music started back up, only this time it was louder and sounded like it was right in his ears, he felt like headphones were fused to his head and the volume turned wide open. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) Kahmey shouted at the top of his lungs. (TURN IT DOWN! TURN IT DOWN!) Kahmey yelled out (TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!) Kahmey demanded loud.
The music stopped, but Kahmey didn’t think it was over yet. Kahmey got a train to Canterlot the next day. Kahmey was hoping he could find some information about the curse that plagued his home. This was nothing like the prosperity curses that were described in his book of curses and hexes. He hoped the library in Canterlot would have some well needed answers.
Kahmey made his way to the Canterlot library but he was stopped in his tracks.
Princess Celestia was standing right in front of him.
(Kahmey, I didn’t expect to see you here, I thought you would be at your bakery.) said Princess (Oh sorry your majesty.) Kahmey apologized (No need for bowing or apologies, I can see something has you in a state of misery.) Princess Celestia said, concerned for Kahmey.
(It’s nothing really major, your majesty.) Kahmey said lying through his sharp teeth again. (Why lie Kahmey, your clearly bad at it, also if there’s something going on you can tell me about it no matter what it is.) Princess Celestia reassured the canine in front of her. (It’s something in my house, I believe it to be a prosperity curse, but it’s more violent than the ones in my book.) Kahmey stated. (Well my old student Twilight Sparkle might know somepony who knows about the spirit world, you should go talk to her.) Princess Celestia replied.
Kahmey decided to use his flying boots to get to Princess Twilight’s castle. When he got to Twilight Sparkle’s castle he walked in and looked for her. He didn’t find Princess Twilight but he did see somepony else in the hallway. (Hello.) Kahmey greeted the pony (Oh hi there. Who are you?) The pony asked (My name is Kahmey and yours.) Kahmey replied (I’m Starlight Glimmer.) Starlight replied (Hello Starlight, is Princess Twilight around, I need to ask her something. It’s very important.) Kahmey replied (Oh yeah, she’s in the shower. She will be out shortly.) Starlight said. (Okay I can wait, I guess.) said Kahmey (Is something wrong?) Starlight asked (It’s a curse in my house, I believe it to be a prosperity curse, I understand if you don’t believe in curses.) Kahmey stated. (Oh trust me, I believe in curses, I’ve read about them.) Starlight reassured Kahmey (Okay, what kind of curses start with the host feeling a strong ambiance of danger coming from an area where the curse container was, then some kind of foal’s music playing then stopping and then blaring into the host’s ears piercing them?) Kahmey asked (Oh, that’s not a prosperity curse, that’s a more violent curse than a prosperity curse. I’m not sure what kind of curse you’ve activated.) Starlight replied (Oh, well I hope Princess Twilight might know or at least know somepony who knows what kind of curse I’ve encountered.) Kahmey said with hope.
Princess Twilight finally walked into the room that Kahmey and Starlight Glimmer were in. (What’s going on Kahmey?) Twilight asked (My home is cursed without a doubt Princess Twilight, there’s no thinking about it. I was hoping you would know somepony who has knowledge of the spirit world or curses.) said Kahmey (Well I’m not big on curses Kahmey but I do know of a zebra who might be able to help you. Her name is Zecora and I’m confident she will hold knowledge you’re looking for.) Twilight said answering Kahmey’s wish.
Kahmey made his way to Zecora’s hut in the everfree forest. (Well this has to be the place, it’s the only other building or should I say the only home in this forest.) Kahmey said to himself
Kahmey knocked on the door of the hut and Zecora greeted him. (Oh, who might you be and what is it that I see?) Zecora asked (My name is Kahmey and I’m a devil dog.) Kahmey replied
(Well, what brings you to my place, I can tell you have for me to solve an urgent case.?) Zecora asked (Well I was hoping you knew something about curses.) Kahmey replied (Of course, I know them all in fact my shelf of information on this topic is quite tall.) said Zecora (Well my house has been plagued with a curse that nopony can explain. I was hoping you could tell me something about it.) Kahmey explained. The conversation lasted thirty minutes and Zecora was still unable to understand what kind of curse was terrorizing the canine before her.
(Kahmey, perhaps if you could get me some footage or sound from this curse I may be able to give you the answer you seek and no longer will you have to look around.) Zecora concluded
So Kahmey went back to Ponyville and stopped by a shop and picked up some video cameras, he then went home and set them up. (There, hopefully this will pick up some footage of whatever kind of curse this is.) Kahmey said setting up the final camera.
He went to bed and the night was horrible. He had the worst nightmare any creature could possibly experience. Some unknown creature was chasing him through the everfree forest, whatever it was, was catching up to him and was about to pounce. Princess Luna finally picked up on Kahmey’s nightmare and interfered. Princess Luna immediately knew what was going on.
(Kahmey, I know what has plagued your home, but I will have to tell you what’s going on during the day. Your nightmare has been neutralised for tonight, but I’m sure it will continue right where it left off every night and if we don’t take care of this soon, you will be doomed.) Princess Luna said (Okay I will see you in the morning I guess, your majesty.) Kahmey replied. Luna went back to her station and Kahmey was peaceful the rest of the night.