//------------------------------//
// Asparagus? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
//------------------------------//

"Trixie..." Starlight groaned, "First it was teacups, and now--"

"ASPARAGUS!" Trixie roared with a cackle, sending a bolt of magic hurtling at an apple... of which turned into a spear of asparagus.

I have writer's block.