Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse

by MixMassBasher


Spirit of Loyalty by milesprower06: Chapter 1

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multivers
by MixMassBasher

Spirit of Loyalty: Chapter 1: AWOL Rainbow OR (Planned Freefall Failed)

Dear Princess Celestia,

I had it all planned out. A simple chariot ride to Canterlot, then I could get rid of my friends by pushing them off. But that dang druggie decided to play seesaw on the ride there.

Fucking hell, Pinkie!?

All that meticulous planning for nothing! I had everything checked and ready. Convincing that rainbow lesbian to leave for the Wonderbolt tryouts ahead of everypony. Getting everypony to get on the same chariot with me, of all ponies. I even had reservations at Pony Joe's Doughnut Shop to celebrate after ridding myself of most of my dim-witted friends.

It's not fair!!!

Oh, and Rainbow flew off somewhere whining about how she didn't make the cut in the Wonderbolts, but who cares about her needs? Mine are more important!

Your disgruntled ex-student,
Twilight Sparkle