//------------------------------// // Day 8 // Story: Welcome to Earth // by Quill_Fiction //------------------------------// During the last report I ended it with the topic of interspecies relationships. Well after much deliberation, the UN has decided that interspecies relationships are legal and so are poly amourous relationships. While we've had major complaints from the Christian, Muslim and Buddhist population, that still hasn't changed a thing. Already there have been 10 interspecies marriages being arranged. One of the most known interspecies marriages is with Canadian Rapper, Drake, and Dragon Lordess, Ember. Many consider this as a royal wedding since Ember is the leader of her people. The wedding will have over 1100 people attending with the cost almost reaching £120 million pounds. On another note, Cult activity has risen by 45% with 2 new cults being introduced, The Cult of Love and the Cult of Friendship. Statistics say that the Cult of the Moon is the most largest cult but while the Cult of the Sun has been around longer, the Cult of Love is slightly bigger and finally the Cult of Friendship, which is the smallest. Luckily, there have been no sacrifices or murders though if the situation gets worse, I fear that this will happen. The main reason that the Cult of Friendship has the least members is because of Princess Twilight personally asking people to not join the Cult. Also with gang activity being lowered, the economy has risen and the same with Rape, Murder and Theft. Plus with ponies being added to our work force the UK has risen by 45%. Also thanks to Princess Twilight and Celestia, Space travelled has become easier and we hypothesize that we will be able to reach Mars by December 2018. Also a report on the teens vaccinated a few days ago says that they're starting to feel sick but that's not all. A few hours ago, all of Subject 1S's (Sahil Amin) hair had somehow changed to mint green. After it changed his body somehow wrapped around itself turning into a golden cocoon. All of the other vaccinated subjects also turned into cocoons. I will be giving a status report as soon as a development happens. Yours Faithfully, Colonel Jefferson