Episode 70: Flight to the Finish
"We've got hearts hmm hm hmm hm hmmm," Starlight half sang, half hummed as she watched Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon circle the Cutie Mark Crusaders like sharks. "Glad I got here early enough to catch the song."
As soon as the two bullies left, Starlight burst through the bushes. "Heya, Crusaders. How goes it?"
"EEP!" squeaked Sweetie Belle.
"Ugh, not you again," groaned Scootaloo. "Stop trying to fix all our problems."
"Yeah," added Apple Bloom, "It's really creepy."
Starlight smiled. "Well, girls, today I'm not going to do anything but give you some advice. Is that fair?"
Scootaloo groaned again. "Whatever. Make it quick. We have a routine to practice."
"Don't worry, I'll be done in ten seconds flat. My advice is this: Ignore Diamond Tiara and her lackey Silver Spoon. They're assholes. Ignore them and a bunch of your problems will go away. Ignore me--that is, listen to them--and you'll be riding the drama llama in no time. Got it?"
"Uh, I guess?" said Sweetie Belle. "Is that all?"
"Yep. That's all! Now you three be good fillies and do Ponyville proud! Ta-ta!"
And with a poof, she was gone.
The three looked at each other. "This is weird, right?" asked Apple Bloom.
"Yeah, it's weird," Scootaloo agreed.