*Clunk.*
"HOLY MOTHER O' CELESTIA'S NOSTRILS." Applejack exclaimed, "IS THAT THE BRAND-SPANKIN' NEW MEGAHARD-BRAND HECCBOCHS TOO?!"
"WHY YES IT IS, ELDER APPUL SIBLING." Apple Bloom boomed in return, "I HAVE ACQUIRED A BRAND-SPANKIN' NEW MEGAHARD-BRAND HECCBOCHS TOO FOR THE PURPOSE OF PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT."
A jingle began to play outside the window as the two Apple sisters tore into the paper-thin walls of the Heccbochs Too box.
♫THE ULTIMATE MEEEME MACHIIIIIINE...♫
🎝GRANTING YOUR WISHES AND ALL YOUR DREAAAAAAMS...🎝