Today we have started testing Equestrian medicines on humans. Subject 1A, Wade Wilson, experienced terminal cancer. So we administered the Heal Spell on him and during the test he observed some pain near his genatalia but we hypothesize this is due to Subject 1A being in his last stage. Nevertheless the spell worked and Subject 1A show no signs of having cancer or ever having again. We continued on doing this to other cancer patients in different stages and it seems that our hypothesis was correct, if we administer the spell as soon as we detect the cancer, we can save future patients.
Next up were disabilities. First up was Dyslexia, a common disability among children. Since our tests weren't allowed to be used on children as of yet, we had Subject 1D, Alec Lightwood, who had average case of Dyslexia so we didn't need to worry how it will affect different people. As predicted the procedure went perfectly and Alec can read extremely well. Then we did deafness and as against the test went perfectly. We kept on doing this until we reached blindness, where instead of having the ability to see, they received enhanced senses and the ability to see through heat signatures. So in total all of the tests for disabilities worked perfectly.
So after our series of tests on multiple disabilities, we moved on to regrowing limbs. Dr Horse said that with a small rejuvenation spell we can regrowing limbs as though they were never gone. We started with Subject 1G, James Barnes, who lost his left arm in an accident. During the test, there was no pain or suffering, although Subject 1G did describe it as a sort of tingling sensation.
After Subject 1G had full regrown his entre hand we decided to use his arm in a series of physical activities such as weight lifting or punching. In total he managed to lift 134 it using one hand and he managed to punch with the force of 400 pounds. The strength would have been great for a battle but since the planet has somewhat achieved world peace, this strength will better served for boxing or firefighting.
We've also decided on vaccinating some children to see what happens. We started with Subject 1S, Sahil Amin, a child from England. We pumped him up with Pure medical magic to see what happens. Nothing in particular was shown to happen apart from a change in eye colour, which now repeatedly changes colour throughout the day. Also a couple strands of his hair has also changed from black to mint green. We tested on 3 other children with one having different results than the others. One child, Callum Officer, didn't have much changes apart from unremovable Equestrian symbol which has been unidentified on his forehead. 2 other children Jordan and Dean Carroll, now have tatoos of wings on thier back. We've decided on leaving them be for a year and see what happens after.
As soon as we got all of our new information, we with the permission of Princess Celestia, sent out hundreds of unicorns around the world. So far, our intell in other countries have reported that the magic worked. We've done it. We've managed to save hundreds upon millions of futures and it was all thanks to the ponies and their unrelenting kindness. I personally think that soon we have to introduce technology to Equus or we would be too greedy for our own good.
With Happy Tidings,
Colonel Jefferson