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**door opening** Honey I’m home! **door closing** Honey?
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Veggie?
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**distant murmuring**
**hyperventilating** ok, ok, no need panic. **minute of unsure hoofsteps**more distant murmuring**
(Three Cheese Calzone) You understand we have very impatient buyers here in Equestria.
(Unknown Zebra) *tinny sounding**Accented** I get it, but the Equestrian Naval Blockade makes it hard for our vessels to get through.
(Three Cheese Calzone) You Atori are the best equines on the seas, you can’t get past a simple blockade? You are in the Calzone Family now. Calzones never give up. GET ME THOSE MINT-ALS!
(Unknown Zebra) *tinny sounding**Accented** Then give me a better cut. Equestrian bits have a decreased value in exchange since the war began, less so after nightmare moon came to power.
(Three Cheese Calzone) Ever wonder how you got your position?
(Unknown Zebra) *tinny sounding**Accented** My brother Xantish died. We have the same connections. Why?
(Three Cheese Calzone) Allow me to correct the record. Old Zan wasn’t meeting quota and I had him eighty-sixed. You’re farther behind than he ever was AND asking to get a larger cut?
**muffled gasp**
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(Three Cheese Calzone) Razukin, I didn’t quite hear your response.
(Razukin) *tinny sounding**Accented** I’ll have them in Equestria by nightfall.
(Three Cheese Calzone) Now that's what I like to hear. For the inconvenience your cut is now 5%.
(Razukin) *tinny sounding**Accented** You can’t–
(Three Cheese Calzone) I can, now talk to you soon. **phone hanging up sound**
**hoofsteps**Door opening**gasp**scared hoofsteps**
(Three Cheese Calzone) Hello?
Oh, uh, Hi Three Cheese.
(Three Cheese Calzone) Ah Pineapple, just the pony I was looking for. I have another delivery for you to make this evening. I hope you’re free, yeah you’re free. You don’t have a thing against stripes, do you?
N-no.
(Three Cheese Calzone) Right, you Marewaiins were doing trade with them long before Equestria ran on coal, such a silly question. So a family member who happens to be visiting from Zebraca. Yes I know, strange time for a visit from Equestria’s enemy, but he has some important tribal gifts from his land that customs over at the MoM won’t like. So I hope you don't get seasick.
I don’t. W-well I’ve never been on a boat.
(Three Cheese Calzone) Didn’t you come on one from Marewaii?
Right, I’ve only been on one once so it's hard to tell.
(Three Cheese Calzone) I think you’ll be fine. Hmm your tie is crooked again. I have this tie guy in Canterlot who can get you much better tie. Blue is so garish compared to your coat color.
I’m fine, I like this bow tie...it m-matches my eyes.
(Three Cheese Calzone) Ah well, to each their own. Let me fix it so you look like less of smuck. **magic sound**
No its–