That new car smell

by Hellcat707hp


Ponyville's Challanger

Before Alan got in the shower he showed Twilight how to refill all of his cars "Ok Twi since the town is meeting Mia she is the only one who needs the fuel so while I'm in the shower fill'er up with the high octane fuel ok?" Alan asked Twilight

"Can do!" Twilight confidently said

"Ok fill'er up and make sure none spills. I'm goin upstairs. See ya soon!" Alan said as he walked out

Twilight in the meantime had spike send a letter to the princesses in hopes they would show up to the introduction. Before she could walk out of the room Celestia sent one back with YES in big letters with a p.s. saying 'Luna had me write that, she's really excited to get a closer look at Alan and his vehicles' Twilight just smiled and laughed.

Alan had gotten out of the shower and put on his tux, that was when he had walked down stairs and was met face to face with Luna "Art thou ready for his big day?" Luna asked

"I assume you're Luna, where's your big sis?" Alan asked

"Yes, and Celestia is in your garage with Twilight." Luna calmly said.

"Oh....WAIT WHAT?!" Alan yelled catching Luna off guard, then running off out the door and into his garage and what he saw was hilarious. Celestia was bouncing up and down in the bed of his Ram

"It's so bouncy!" Celestia laughed

"Princess I need to fill this truck up. I can't if you are bouncing in it." Twilight said annoyed

"Celestia, can you please let her fill Blackout? She's nearly empty after our 'exciting drive'." Alan added emphasis to the word 'exciting' and Celestia stopped

"Ok, but we are going for another ride sometime." Celestia demanded

"Ok but don't get too excited next time." Alan teased

"Stop it Alan." Celestial said

Alan knowing when to stop said "Okay now that that's aside is everything set up? Is Equestria ready to meet me?" Alan asked walking over to Mia

"Yes every pony in ponyville is ready to meet they're new neighbor or I should say my neighbor." Twilight joked

"*snicker* Neigh bor." Alan said

"Shut up Alan." Twilight said annoyed

"Ok time to go, since you can all teleport. Go get the crowd warmed up for me." Alan said starting Mia

Alan arrived behind the stage there was a ramp for him to drive on stage with a curtain so they couldn't see him Twi put a sound proofing spell on Mia so the crowd won't hear him until they say so

"Now everyone, you are going to hear what sounds like a monster but I assure you it is not." Twilight removed the spell.

"Fuck yes." Alan queued up shoot to thrill and fired up Mia Twi and the sisters nor the crowd were expecting music along with the growl of a monster. The curtain ripped down and a black red eyed beast roared on the stage. Alan stepped out and said "Hello citizens of ponyville!" With rock signs in each hand.

"See everyone I'm not crazy i told you humans where real!" A sea foam green pony yelled in the crowd.

"Hey you're the thing that saved us!" a little red bow wearing filly yelled

"HEY ALLAAANNN!" A familiar pink pony yelled

"Ok so as you see, I am a human. I am completely harmless, unless you give me a reason to be. I am going to be living among you until my last breath. I wanna make that time well spent. So if you are all kind enough to be nice thaaaat'd be great! Thanks" Alan turned around and literally picked up Twilight and put her in front of him "I am going to let Twilight explain the rest because I have to use the little boys room heheh." As Alan walked if stage he noticed something wrong his car had a dent in the rear "OH NO!" Alan yelled purposefully being over dramatic. The whole crowd directed their attention to Alan "Twilight quickly boil some water and get a plunger!" Twilight was not amused

"Alan, it can wait." She said flatly

After the whole introduction a White unicorn with purple shades came up to Alan "Yo those subs you have in your carriage are sick, here call me sometime and let's hang out. She handed him a business card "and since you're new and don't have a job, I'm hiring so stop by my club sometime.

"Thanks! Damn I'll have to give you a ride in my Demon sometime!" Alan said

"Don't know what that means so Buck it sure. That sounds fun. By the way I'm Vinyl scratch. You are?" She asked

"I'm Alan Pearce nice to meet'cha." Alan said "any way I gotta get home so ill cya some other time."

Alan then went home and fell asleep




On the floor of his garage




Under Mia