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// Lyrics 
// Story: The Boutique Down The Road 
// by MixMassBasher 
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I'm gonna spend some bits

Only got enough to fill my wallet

I - I - I'm a spendin'

Lookin' for new clothes

To look bucking awesome!




Ya, trotin' in the Gala, like, "What up, we mares rock!"

We're pimped out, got this dress from a neat shop.

The design of it is so damn classy.

The ponies say, "Wow! That's a dress I would fancy!"

Sewed in, hella deep, hoof-stitched, not machine.

Dressed in all pink, with my gator here, dressed in green.

Draped in a glorious tint, girls standin' next to me.

Probably shouldn't say this, but our style has yours beat!

"Pfffffffffffft" 

And —shoot— it was a couple of bits!

Bought it! Tryin' it, showin' it, 'bout to hear plenty of compliments.

Ponyin' up like goddesses, stallions stare as we're trotin' in

Jealous and bitter? Suck it mares!

My posé's dancin' and prancin' and

Savin' our money in our super duper shopping spree. Yay!

We'll always dress in style.

We'll always dress in style.

No, for real. Ask around. Anypony wear this in town?

"Eenope!" 

Allure draws you in, now here's a tipper

Where to find such garments other ponies are diggin'

Get it at Ponyville. Yes I said Ponyville

Go to a boutique, then ask what's for sale

Hello, hello, trust the mare there, my fellow

Rarity is generous. She'll serve you well bro.

She could dazzle your wings, make them cool; au naturel

Wonderbolts would be like, "Oh, she looks tight though."




I'm gonna spend some bits

Only got enough to fill my wallet

I - I - I'm a spendin'

Lookin' for new clothes

To look bucking awesome!




I'm gonna spend some bits

Only got enough to fill my wallet

I - I - I'm a spendin'

Lookin' for new clothes

To look bucking awesome!




What you know about wearin' best trends in your noggin?

What you knowin' are words from next of kin

You gossip, you gossip, you sayin' this is rubbish?

Call it trash? That's the next fashion comeback!

Don't you dare say what we wearing is just plain rotten. The worst?

'Cause right now, you're all acting like jerks

I'll be in Ponyville, you can find me at that boutique

I'm not, I'm not lost. I'm gettin' those chic outfits

She's stitching, she's snipping, she's sewing, she's threading

She'll make those designs for you, on-demand, that fashionable marshmallow

She puts in gemstones and silk soft as marshmallows

Paid some bits, the rest I'll spend on some marshmallows

Nobles be like, "Oh, that's snazzy. I gotta buy!"

I'm like "Hay, that's fifty bits for a dumb suit."

Latest Edition? Let's do some fancy mathematics 

FIFTY BITS FOR A DUMB SUIT!!! What in Tartarus is wrong with you!?! Jeez.

I call that getting conned and tricked. Yeah!

I say! What you say is none of your business!

This shirt's worth the dough!

And wearing the same one as six other stallions in this Gala is a hella no!

How lame, come get some common sense you dope

Go get a suit from a brand that you should've known

That you should have known

Ponyville... Raritys' Boutique... yeah...




I'm gonna spend some bits

Only got enough to fill my wallet

I - I - I'm a spendin'

Lookin' for new clothes

To look bucking awesome!




I wear these fancy cloths

I look incredible

I'm goin' to buy some more

From that boutique down the road




I wear these fancy cloths

(Darn right!)

I look incredible

(Come on!)

I'm goin' to buy some more

(Buy some more!)

From that boutique down the road

(That's right! Come on!)




I'm gonna spend some bits

Only got enough to fill my wallet

I - I - I'm a spendin'

Lookin' for new clothes

To look bucking awesome!

"Hahaha."