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// Chapter 3 
// Story: Temporary Secretary 
// by Super Trampoline 
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“ Sugar sweet,” twilight says when she is ensconced back in her castle, “since  you are my temporary secretary, can you make me some coffee please? I’m pretty tired considering it is 5:41 AM in the morning.”

Sugar sweet is a sweet pony and she happily make the coffee. Don’t worry, twilight sparkle pays her well for her time as her secretary. Twilight isn’t a cheap monster or anything.

Twilight sparkle drink some coffee. She gags and add some more cream and sugar. She isn’t really a big coffee person. She’s more N2T (into tea). Not just because she copies her Idol Celestia. She really just isn’t into the taste of coffee that much. 

Now that she is more awake, she asks sugar sweet, “so why do you think our names are not being capitalized correctly?”

Sugar sweet replies: “I suspect the author is using voice to text to write this story on his phone.”

Twilight sparkle is surprised by this non-diegetic answer. She figured that Faust almighty was just trolling them or something. Sugar sweet counters that deification of Lauren Faust is a tired and overplayed trope. 

“No,”  sugar sweet continues, “no benevolent goddess  warmly sees to it that our days are golden and ripe with opportunity. We are  far removed from such a kind entity. Now we are at the mercy of a mad god with a little to lose and nothing to gain.”

“Well that is depressing,“ said twilight sparkle. “I do wish you would at least capitalize our names though.”

“ well,“ said sugar sweet, “The least we can do is politely ask him to start capitalizing our names correctly. The most he can do is listen.”

So twilight beseeched the author: “Oh great and mighty Super Trampoline,  I know you are using voice to text, but please take the time to capitalize our names correctly. Is that really that much to ask?“