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// You Squeal Like A Filly 
// Story: The Stupid Bet 
// by Hillbe 
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You Squeal Like A Filly


"Come along Spike" Twilight called through the Crystal castle "You can't be late for the wedding Rarity and the others are waiting!"

Spike nervously adjusted his tux for the umpteenth time, The clock was ticking and all the plans would be ruined if he made one misstep or over looked any item from Twilights checklist. They exited the Crystal Castles gift shop and locked the door as the mane six plushies and other souvenirs were all the rave this season.  Spike strutted along side the Princess of Friendship though the best he could do was a fast waddle. Really after all the growing and wing things it was all he could really do to keep up.

They passed the Carousel Boutique now closed for renovations, Spike fondly remember all the fun nights after their second, third, fourth, fifth, 'date' you get the idea they made a lot of dresses, frocks, gowns, robes, apparel, ensembles, nighties and outfits. Twilight saw his expression "Come on Romeo you'll have plenty of free time before school lets out, Get a move on!"
"Alright Twi I'm moving I'm moving" his giggling brought a spring to their trotting, picking up the pace.


The Main hall where they all met so many years before brought back memories, Cider seasons came and went,
foes were defeated and friendships blossomed.
Rarity stood by the podium with Rainbow by her side the whole of Ponyville was in attendance waiting for the monumental event of the joining of an Element of Harmony and her hero. Spike took his place still nervous but under control as Twilight beamed at the couples, another friendship moving on to bigger and better things.
The decorations had style and flare something that was a trademark of the fashion pony in his life. Tank hovered attached to his Magicopter gesturing at Spike and hoof bumping Rainbow as Celestia herself was to evoke the vows to her loyal subjects.


"We are gathered once again in the joining of these two Equestrian heros in matrimony, If anypony has an objection may they speak now or forever hold their peace" She waited for any signs of discord and continued " I now pronounce you Mare and Mate, You may kiss the bride"

As the two were lip locked Apple Jack whistled and yelled "Save that for later or get a motel room we got vittles getting cold in the reception room! Come and get it!".  The crowd thinned moving a slow and steady pace well wishing the couple, Rarity glided along next to the now wedded speedster "Well Rainbow I have mine and you now have yours!" Dashie smiled "So have I ruined the day?"  
Rarity face hoofed  "Rue the day darling Rue the day".
Rarity smiled a sly smile "Come along darlings the reception calls"  She turned holding her head high strutting like the fashion plate she was with a half asleep hybrid sitting in her saddle bag and seven others marching along their scales and fur glistening in the light. All strutting with a solid lock step like a little pongon army "Spikey dear come along".

Spike lingered by Rainbow giving her a hug as he always did to all the mares in his life "Congratulations Rainbow and thanks for cutting those ropes, if you hadn't of pranked us all those years ago we'd might of not of been, Know what I mean?"   Rainbow just stared at him with a blank expression trying to figure what the dragon said. "Ah Spike I only tied my house back from where it took off and Rarity has those pictures in your scrap book, What gives?"

"I thought you..."   Tank hovered by the scaled purple dummy blowing a raspberry while giving the rude single claw gesture before landing next to Fluttershy  and snapping his claws near her flowing pink mane waiting for a brood of white bunnies to bring out the buck of the family.  Angle looked briefly at the tortoise before disappearing back in the pink sanctuary only to paw out a big bags of bits to Tank who quickly deposited the booty into his shell.


Fluttershy blushed as she translated Angels squeaks "Oh my Tank bet Angel that Spike wasn't as clueless as he thought" She eyed the bunny "Angel how could you?"  Her eyes widened as he squeaked more answers, more then she wanted to hear "Bits... Oh a big bunch of bits?  and talking of big, Raritys plot is getting as big as Celestias, Angel you little brute, you're getting a time out with Discord!"   Spike leaned low staring down the two gamblers "I like her plot just the way it is and I got news for you , All your babies are girls!"


Before the show down escalated into a miniature fur ball brawl Raritys voice cut through the guests "Spike, Crissy set fire to the decorations again!"


"Coming coming ! Twilight get a number two going!"  Spike exited darting stage right as Rainbow leaned down to their level "So bud where's my cut?"


Tank only smiled that slow calculated smile and gave his hero a wink as Flutttershy spoke "No Squealing like a filly. and if Soarin ever makes you cry it had  better be out of happiness or. . . Tank?!  Shy squealed in surprise "How can you say such horrible things?" 


The tortoise only smiled a wicked smile.