The One Rule at Cons You Shouldn't break but you did

by SkyrimbetterthanFallout


Well time is relative

Alright y'all, we're back. It's been awhile hasn't it? In the time I've been gone and you have heard nothing from me I have successfully built my home in the castle and I must say its looking good. I say built but what I really mean is I restored parts of the castle for better defense and well, who doesn't want a castle? (I know I want one).

The forest is concerning and I have not ventured far into it. I have found a glowing tree and I just turned around and left, because I ain't dealing with glowing shit today. Reminds me of glowing ghouls. I still hate the color orange, thankfully there is none in this god damned forest. I got off topic didn't I? Sorry, flashbacks to cazadores are a bitch to deal with.

I have fought a couple manticores that probably made their homes in the castle. They tasted pretty good, kind of like chick. The cockatrices did not though, so I tossed them into a ditch somewhere. I also have gotten very familiar with all my weapons. By that I mean I decimated the timberwolf population for the moment. It was fun.

Sadly, after everything I do not know what to do. I kind of want to talk to the ponies and get to know them, hopefully without getting arrested in the process. Or I can venture to new lands and fuck with everyone until I end up dying, which means all my storage is going to be taken up by saves. Hehe, "Stop right the-" 'quicksaving' "re criminal scum! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your goods are now forfeit." ... "Then pay with your blood!"