Tekashi woke up feeling sore. ‘Damn this is worse than any hangover i’ve ever had’. He thought to himself while he stood up. While regaining his composure, He looked around. this was definitely in a prison cell. He felt his neck and realized that all his chains were gone. ‘They took more from me then those muggers. At least they didn’t pistol whip me’ Tekashi thought remembering the time he was mugged.
“So you’re telling me this thing spoke in Equestrian” a feminine voice spoke on the other side of the door.
“Precisely. We were about to detain it when it pulled something out and made these thunderous noises”. A male voice responded to the feminine one.
Tekashi was listening in on their conversation when he confirmed that they were going to go in and talk to him. So he decided to make it interesting. He took of his left sneaker and pulled out a blunt and a lighter. He also reached into his pocket to pull out his iphone and a beats pill. ‘I guess they aren't good at frisking people’ Tekashi thought. He went through his saved songs on his phone. He was browsing through his saved files when he found a perfect file. GUMMO.mp3.
He lighted his blunt and was about to play the song. When the door opened.
“Don’t worry i’ll talk to it” a masculine voice spoke. Just as Tekashi hit play a white horse with blue hair and armor walked in.
“Uh, what in Tartarus is that smell!” asked the horse. “Wait cigarettes how did you-”
Just as he was about to finish his sentence, Tekashi interrupted him
“This ain't no cigarette. This is a blunt, and stop being a little bitch about the smell, fuckin horse”. That was when the horse put his spear against his throat.
“Watch your mouth ape! And its pony for your information.” To say Tekashi wasn’t intimidated would be an understatement.
Tekashi replied by turning the volume up on his beats pill.
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Twilight, her friends, Princess Celestia and Princess Cadence listening to insults being shouted by Shining Armor and a weird song being played. Anytime Shining would speak the music got louder.
“I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!” Shining shouted.
But the music would keep playing. “ N*GGAS IFFY UH, BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH!” played loudly throughout the cell.
“I’ll tell you the song is catchy” said an excited Pinkie Pie.
“Please, to even classify that as music.” said Rarity sounding annoyed with the music.
The music then stopped. “FINALLY ARE YOU DONE WITH THE MUSIC!” Shining Armor shouted at him. As soon as he said that, Another played sounding more loud and angry then the last.
“He sounds very violent” whispered Fluttershy.
“Pfft, trust me I’ll kick his flank all the way to the moon”. Rainbow Dash boasted.
“I wouldn’t underestimate it Rainbow. After all that thing did emit a large amount of dark magic according to Cadence.” said Twilight
Cadence looked at Twilight and said. “Yeah well that only came from its necklace”. Stated Cadence.
“Either way it still seems dangerous”. Said Princess Celestia.
As soon as she said that the door burst open. Smoke pouring out of the cell. Shining Armor slowly walked out and closed the door.
“That's it, i’m done” Shining stated calmly.
“What did it tell you” Celestia asked with a look of worry on her face.
“Nothing, Literally nothing the whole time. All he did was smoke his ‘blunt’ and listen to these weird songs on some weird device”. By now everypony noticed the red in his eyes.
“Shining i think you need some rest” said Cadence.
“Yeah maybe i do”. Right then and there, Shining Armor passed out on the floor.