Pinkie Pie buys a Human

by Ponyess


To the Rarity, and Back; An Episode of the Derpy Mail: 8

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I had left my cafe, with the girls fed and content.  Bouncing down the flight of stairs, before I had opened the door; stepped out and closed the door behind myself and locked the door, before I bounce over to Rarity.

She had managed to finish the necklaces before I got out on my shopping spree, after all.  Maybe she had managed to complete something more.

I had slowed down to a trot and stopped before the door, before I step into the Carousel Boutique.

“Greetings, Pinkie; I have been expecting you!” she exclaims.

The boutique is empty, save for Rarity herself.  Sweetie Belle is with the other crusaders, on some adventure.  Even if she has her mark, she is still eager to go on a few adventures with her old friends.

“Hiya, Rarity!” I respond; “I guess I should have been expecting it!” I ponder.

“The necklaces are appreciated, I take it!” Rarity inquires.

“They are gorgeous, the girls love them; they seem to fulfill every possible expectation!” I respond.

“Great!  I have been putting some effort into the uniform, I hope the ensemble will be to your satisfaction!” she continues.

“Oh, let me see!” I respond.

“Right this way, please; I feel secure in the design, such as you outlined it!” she points out; as she is leading me to the ponequin and girlequins, showcasing the designs.

“What can I say?  You went ahead, and had each piece of these enchanted?” I point out, declaring my excitement.

“Yes, I did; but then something struck me, based on your more specific instructions!  I am considering a few items, for the pleasure and endearment of your girls!” she points out, pointing her right fore-hoof towards a new set of sketches.

“These are no mere jewelry, are they; Rarity?” I inquire, as I adore the work she had put into these tiaras for my girls.

“No, which is the point; I could not help myself, Pinkie Pie!  I just had to push this to the limit!” she responds, beaming with joy and pride.

“Why does it look, as if they are adorned with horns or antlers?” I inquire.

“Oh, deer!” I then add, giggling at the cute image she had made out of the girls.

“If they work, as I had intended; you will see, just how much fun this could be!” Rarity points out.

“Take your time, Rarity; once you feel confident in the product, the girls will love wearing them, I promise!  They will love the Derpy-mail, just as much as Derpy enjoys delivering them, too!” I respond.

“I addressed the package to the girls; but I guess you noticed, anyway.  Then again, you could know, even if they were not wearing them!” Rarity pointed out, giggling at the mere notion.

“You could take them of?” I inquire.

“You could, but no pony else; not even the girls themselves!” Rarity explains.

“Almost like the Alicorn Amulet?” I suggest, with a distinct darkness developing within my voice as I spoke.

“When you put it that way, Pinkie; that does sound a bit menacing, indeed!” Rarity agrees.

“While the girls are no ponies, and the letter of the law may be in dispute; but they need to be respected!” I point out.

“I know!” Rarity responds.

“Good; because Celestia would not be pleased to know of a new incident, like the one with the Alicorn Amulet or something to the effect!” I whisper.

“Would Twilight willingly agree to applying such an enchantment?” Rarity inquires.

“No, and I doubt she could perform it; if she was forced to!” I point out, permitting a new smile spread on my face.

“I hope you are correct, Pinkie; because if she could and actually performed that, not even Celestia knows the scope of how wrong that could go!” Rarity whisper, as if merely speaking the words could make something go wrong.

“The uniforms look great; excellent work, Rarity!” I point out; as if to dispel any bad luck, brought up by the previous topic of discussion.

“Thank you, Pinkie Pie; would you like to try it on?” she inquires.

“Yes, please!” I respond.

I put on each piece of the uniform in turn, as Rarity is pulling the items off of the ponequine before me.  Just for the fun of it, I slip on the deer-hoof boots. While I know the boots are the same fit and feels exactly the same; they look slightly different, before I try them on.

As I pull the boots on, they feel fairly normal; the changes only occur, once the entire set of boots are on.  I see how the boots tighten up, outwardly; but inwardly, it feels as if nothing had even happened.

This is my uniform, and it fits perfectly; each piece of the ensemble, or suit just slipped right on and feel just right.  Assembling the uniform is easy, almost too easy. I trot around her boutique for a few minutes and even bounces around.

I slip the boots off, before I slip on the version with pony hooves.  The boots feel identical; but the impression outwardly is drastically different, even if the changes only differ enough to make for the effect.  I trot around and bounce about for a few more minutes to get the feel for the boots. In the end, I slip out of my uniform and put it into the box.

While I pack my uniform; Rarity had packed all three uniforms, for the girls.  She had even put a bow on top of the packages, after gift wrapping them. I take the time to count eh bits and leave her what we had agreed upon before she started.

“The girls need me, I will have to go and see them before bedtime!” I point out, once Rarity had packed the last of the uniforms.

“Okay, Pinkie; I understand, I do have a business and a life of my own, to take care of!” she responds, with a grin.

“I will see you soon, and thanks again, Rarity!” I respond, as I move towards the door.

“See you again, Pinkie; and thank you, again!” she responds, as I open the door and steps out.

She quietly closes the door and returns to her work, while she is awaiting the crusaders back from the adventure.

I bounce towards my cafe, stopping short and trot up to the door.  Once inside, I bounce up the flight of stairs, only to find the three girls enjoying a batch of muffins.

“Hiya, Girls; I brought in your uniforms, so that you have something to wear at work!” I exclaim, in a jolly excited greeting.

“Hiya, Pink!" the girls respond; finishing of the muffin they were chewing on, before raising to their feet.

At least, they are not starving; and they are happy!” I ponder; as I watch the girls open their respective box, containing the uniform.

I notice how they pick up their panties and step right into them, before they step into their respective skirt.  The top is pulled down over the head, before they slide in the right hand into the glove and pull it on, then the left glove.

“Do I choose this or that pair of footwear?” Emerald inquires, confused and curious.

“That is the point, I left you with the choice!” I respond.

“Cervine or equine hooves?” Emerals inquire, giggling at the curious designs I had incorporated into the uniform’s design.

“Just pick one, and wear the once you feel more comfortable with!” I point out.

The uniform is indeed a bright pink, but their skin is a marshmallow white.  The rubber clothes blends right in; since their skin is naturally void of fur, unlike us ponies!” I ponder, observing the girls before me.

Their arms came out just right; emphasized effeminate and slender, while the fingers are slender, ending with inch long, semi square, crystal clear nails.  Not to mention the bright, cerise and highly sensitive touch pads. Nails and pads starting just after the final joint of the finger; only to blend at the end of the tip, of the finger.

Are they too excited, to notice?” I ponder, giggling at the excited girls.

Or, is it the choice that is distracting them?” I realize, just a moment later.

Either is fine, as long as they are happy and smile.  I just hope, they will help me; putting smiles on ponies faces and spread joy in town.

Emerald and Ruby ends up choosing the equine hooves, while Amethyst chooses the cervine hoof design.  Each happy with the choices and proud of the new looks they had been given.

“Feel free to enjoy the suits tonight, tomorrow I expect you to be in uniform when the cafe opens!” I point out.

“Yes, Pink!” the girls chorus, as one.

I am glad, they do not refer to me as mistress or master.  Shuddering at the possibility what other awful names could have been applied to me.  Whatever the griffons could have used for discipline, before they arrived in Ponyville.  Maybe it is just the thought, of what could have been; rather than the knowledge of what they actually did, to these girls.

At least, the girls are happy now, while under my care!” I ponder.

I had asked Rarity for a specific design; for the uniform to look just right, so they could live and perform in earnest joy.  The suction-cups for the equine boots is clearly a bonus. Now I could but wait, to see the final part of the uniform; gifted by Rarity herself.  That would simply have to wait, for tomorrow is another day.

I can hear the little squeaking noises from the hooves, as the girls move around in the room.  I do find this cute and endearing, to be perfectly honest; which I have to be here. Not just for Applejack; who is a very dear friend, of course.

I will have to leave them here, over the night!” I ponder.

“You know where the food is, and where all the baking supplies are?” I inquire, more to make sure they know.

“Yes, in the kitchen!” Emerald responds.

“One small detail, before I go; you need to know where your beds are!” I point out.

“We have beds, now?” Amethyst inquires.

While the building is white and in general unadorned, there is the one small detail, there is a gem on each of the doors to be bedrooms for the girls.

“You see the Ruby, Emerald, and Amethyst of these three doors?” I inquire.

“Yes!” Ruby responds.

“Yes!” Emerald responds.

“Yes!” Amethyst responds.

“These are your bed rooms!” I point out, indicating for the girls to check out for themselves.

Each girl walk to the door indicating their respective gem, opening the door; only to see the bed already perfectly made, for them.

“Yay, I have a bed!” the girls exclaim, enthusiastically.

“A final detail; for when you do need to go!  This is the girls’ room, where you take care of the urges!” I point out, indicating the door with three gems in a formation.

“Okay; thank you, Pink!" Amethyst responds, for the three of them.

“Then you can handle yourself, over the night!” I point out.

The girls nod and return to prancing around the room.  The exploration, apparently captivating them for a while longer.  While they are distracted, I bounce down the flight of stairs, open the door and exit; before I close the door and locks it.  Once the door is securely locked; I bounce away, towards the Sugar-cube Corner.