The desolate landscape seemed eerily calm as the three heroic space outlaws wandered the area in order to look for supplies, suddenly the trio were ambushed by a pack of ravenous robotic scouts. "Quick get the anti-matter ray gun!" The large outlaw shouted as the shorter ally began to rush towards his friend to save him.
"Wait!" The thinner outlaw shouted as he grabbed a biometric scanner from his exploration pack and scanned the three scouts, "They are on our side!"
The three Outlaws' perspective was shook as the robotic scouts soon turned into three fillies, "Uh are you guys alright?" Applebloom asked, utterly confused by the three boys with their crazy delusions.
"Oh, sorry kids." Eddy Responded, "We were reenacting one of our favorite films: Robot Rebel Ranch."
Ed got up and added to the conversation, "Yeah, its a gripping story of three heroic space Outlaws marooned on a robotic planet, and must find a way to survive."
"Sounds like an awesome movie!" Scootaloo said with joy, "What happens next?!"
"Actually, what Ed described was the basic plot." Double D stated, "We don't know what happens next sine the film is for adults only."
"How are you guys reenacting it then?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"We're just guessing on how the film goes." Eddy replied, "but we don't have any blasters to fend off the robot bounty hunters."
"I think we might have a solution to that." Applebloom stated as she ran off towards Sugarcube Corner. Moments passed as she came back towards the group with a few basters, "This was all that Pinkie Pie could give us."
Eddy's grin grew large as he knew what the utensils looked like to him, "No way, you scored a couple of Canadian Squirt Guns!"
"A fun time it was, as if it was only season two." Ed stated as Eddy blasted the oaf with a gush of water.
"Where did the water come from?" Double D asked.
"Don't ask questions you aren't prepared for Sockhead." Eddy stated, "All I know is that this is gonna be even better now that we can actually hit the robots now!"
Hours later the Eds were running in attempt to escape not from robots, but from enforcers of the Galactic Federation, "You'll never take us alive Federation scum!"
"Fat chance Outlaw filth, you're coming with us dead or alive!" Applebloom exclaimed as they chased the boys, unaware they were running into the Everfree Forest. "Now stop your running and we can all get off of this rock."
"Maybe she's right Eddy." Double D said, "We do need to get off of here before night falls."
"Maybe..." Eddy said, "But who said we needed them to drive!" With that Eddy pulled out his Squirt Gun and began to attack the Federation Enforcers. The girls were caught under heavy fire, but it was three against one as they all fired upon Eddy, soon enough it was a never ending barrage of gunfire. "Ha! Missed me, you lose!" With all his gloating he did not notice the girls quickly tackled him.
"We have you now Outlaws!" Sweetie Belle said, "Now come quietly or-" Before she could finish her sentence, a loud growl sounded through out the forest causing the other girls to come out of the bushes to huddle towards the Eds.
"What was that?" Scootaloo asked.
"Robot Bounty Hunters." Ed flatly said before grabbing a large stick and a squirt gun, "Take my friend to the ship, I'll distract them!"
"No Ed it's too dangerous!" Double D retorted.
"He survived the last time Sockhead, he'll live this time!" Eddy stated as he grabbed the fillies and made a mad dash out of the woods leaving his two friends behind in the woods.
"Eddy what are you doing? We gotta go back to help your friends!" Applebloom said as she and the others got of Eddy's grip.
"Forget that, we gotta find someone to help us, besides what can we possibly do?"
Eddy replied.
"Well we can try and help." Scootaloo retorted, "We had plenty of time to do so."
Before the argument had gotten more heated Ed and Double D came out of the forest running as fast as their feet could carry them, "The robots are coming! Take cover!" The two boys shouted. Eddy and the girls heard the growling again and soon followed the others.
The six kids were hiding behind a large rock as the sound grew larger. "The planet seemed eerily calm, as the approach of the Robot Bounty Hunter was awaited fearlessly by the brave outlaws and Federation troopers." Ed narrated as he and the others were indeed ready to attack the monster. "It approaches." Ed began counting down from three before he shouted 'Attack' and his friends began their assault.
as they threw pinecones and shot their Squirt guns at the mysterious entity, it seemed to be working up until they heard squealing, the group popped out from the rock to see none other than Wilfred munching on the pinecones.
"Wilfred?" Eddy asked as he walked towards the swine.
"Who, the pig?" Sweetie Belle asked as the Ed's looked at the pig with great interest.
"Wait fellows, if Wilfred is here... then that means that Rolf is somewhere looking for him." Double D stated as he looked at Wilfred.
"Like Stretch is gonna try anything stupid like look for him." Eddy replied, "Heck I bet this side of bacon ditched him the first chance he did."
"Wilfred's smarter than you think Double D." Ed said as he picked up the pig for a hug, "He probably was running around for days looking for something good to eat." The group then decided that Wilfred would live on the Apple Family farm with the other pigs until Twilight found a way to help the Eds back home The Space Outlaws and Federation Troopers returned home; not with a robot bounty hunter's head, but with a friend.
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'Rolf give it up, Wilfred hates you.'
"Silence Intet, that cursed swine shall feel the wrath of the son of a Shepard when I finally find him and the Ed boys!" Rolf flatly said as he was now swimming up a river, a clear representation of what his journey was becoming.
'You are just a broken record of idiocy aren't you.'
"If Rolf is getting water, then why are you not leaving?" Rolf asked as he had somehow managed to get up the river.
'Call it morbid curiosity, mainly because I want to see you finally admit you are wrong in hunting both a pig and these Ed boys you were talking about.'
"The Ed boys know what they did, and they must pay!" Rolf shouted as he was searching trees for any form of food. It seemed odd but unlike other voices in other's head, this voice's advice was somewhat helpful. Well the crazed boy was still on a rampage to hurt thee individuals.
'My question is, what exactly did they do?'
"Well it all started when the half man-half woman Ed boy pressed a red button..."