Discord instantly shoved the paws off his face and fell backwards on to his couch. His eyes slowly focused on the small little creature that was in the box. It was a black puppy with long ears and some white on its chest and ears. Along with big friendly brown eyes. Its mouth hung open with its tongue sticking out panting happily at him. The creature didn't seem to care how he looked like most ponies did when they first saw him or met him. There was no sign of fear or surprise from the small pup. Just genuine happiness. It was quite nice to know truly.
Discord re positioned himself to get a closer look at the small one when the pup gave him a wet lick on the face and a bark.
"Blegh.." Discord said disgusted as he snapped himself a towel and dried his face of the slobber. He now looked at the dog straight in the eyes.
"What do you hope to accomplish with licking me?" He asked but the dog didn't respond. It just stared happily at him as if it didn't hear a word he had said.
"I said, why did you lick me!" He said with a ticked off voice, again, the dog did not reply.
He was obviously getting no where with this. Discord sighed and put his face into his paws before teleporting over to his volcano on the ceiling. He had brought his chair with him and some sticks and marshmallows to roast over it. The dog stared up at him curiously as it watched him roast the marshmallows over the open volcano.
The dog began trying to find ways to get up by jumping on to his furniture and barking up at the ceiling. Even just jumping around on the furniture wasn't working. The dog jumped on to his couch again, determined to get on to the ceiling with him. The dog gritted its teeth and let out a large bark as it leaped high into the air, putting out its tiny paws reaching out to Discord. It seemed like the dog was flying for a moment until gravity took hold of it and it slammed to the ground with a large whimper, getting the attention of Discord.