"Yeah well Dick Cord who is your witness then you say?" said Phoenix who was exercising his objection arm to prepare for objections.
"I call Detective jakkid166 to the stand," said Discord. And then I was on the witness stand and I was there.
"Give us you name and your job that you do," said Discord but I dident respond to what he saying for some reason.
"Wtf the fuck" said Phoenix and he went over to me and I was laying on the ground. "Wait a minute hes DEAD!"
"WHat?!"!!" said the Judge "How the fuck did that happen"
"Discord must have been the MURDERED HIM!" said Phoenix and he sat down on the floor ground and cried out of his eyes and nose. "Nooooo Detective jakkid166 whyy???? You were ALWAYS the greatest detective even before you was born on Christmas day december 25th which actually is your birthday which is really weird."
"But hes my witness why would I kill him you fucking idiot," said Discord "Cleerly you were the one who did it."
"LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!" SCREAMED Phoenix. "It mustve been someone else who isnt in the courtroom!"
"But who could that be" said the Judge who was alive.
Phoenix looke dup at the sky "It had to have been.... the TRUE MURDERER!"
_ MEANWHILE TIME_
Twilight sparkle was walking in the house of Ponyville with Spike who was also there with her cause they was gone out grocery shopping to buy bread and also some food like apples and steak so they can make apple and steak pie except ponies cant eat steak so it was actualy fake steak made from began beans.
"Okay spike now we have to go home so we can eat dinner or lunch" said Twilight "Or breakfast if it was morning.But its not so its actually lunch."
But then Phoenix ran over to the in front of Twilight. "TWILIGHT youll never guess what happened!" He said a lot.
"What is it hurry up already I need to go eat," said Twilight.
"Detective jakkid166 has got killed on!" said Wright "We gotta go find the murderer."
"Oh shit," said Twilight "Okay lets go"
so Phoenix grabbed a wheelchair and sat in it and Twilight pushe him into town. They went around lookin for potential suspects and stuff but there wasnt only anyone that looked like a bad guy except for Discord and Lord Tirek but they dont count.
"Wait a minute" said phoenix "Look its EDGEWORTH GHOST!" he said and he pointed at edgeworth objectionly and Edgeworth ghost was sitting on a park bench feeding ghost birds with ghost bird seeds.
Phoenix got outta he wheel chair and went to Edgeworth "Hey edgeghost how are you doing after you died after I killed you on accident that time long ago?"
"Oh hello Phoenix my love," said Edgeworth "Im doing good I'm only dead and stuff."
"Stop callng me that" said Wright "Anyway we need your HELP TO SOLVE THE MURDER!"
"Okay" said Edgeworth "Its time for Ace Attorney Investigations."
And cause Edgeworth is in the Ace Attorney INvestigations games that means he has the power of walking and investigating. But they were hungry first so they went to sugargube corner to eat some lunch.
Phoenix went in and went to the counter and Pinkie Pie was there, who was baking cupcakes in the cash register. "Oh hi Phoenix Wright what do you want?" she said and she was rocking out to heavy metal music cause it was playing on the radio.
"Hmmm lets see I think ill have some EVIDENCE" said Phoenix. "Aha thats right you see I actually came here to order evidence from you instead of food."
"Oh ok" said Pinkie and she served Phoenix some evidence and it costed him 500 dollars.
"What the fuck" said Phoenix "Why is it so expensive"
"And then phoenix paid for the food and sit down." said Pinkie.
Phoenix looked at the evidence because it was in a briefcase. "Wait a minute" he said "This evidence is a BLUE CLOTH!" said him. "That must mean the murderer wears BLUE CLOTHES!"
"But you wear blue clothes" said Twilight.
"Ah but thats also another the not the most thing about this cloth," said Phoenix "This is GHOST CLOTH!"
"What the fuck" said Edgeworth "What does that mean?"
"Who do we know thats both a ghost and a bad guy" said Phoenix
"Manfred von KARMA!" said Edgeworth.
and THEN all of a sudden the sky got blue and dark and the clouds came in and it was dark and the sky was dark and everything was dark and the lights went out in sugarcube corner and it was dark in there. But then all the candles lighted up and a figure appear in the middle of them....
it was MANFRED VON KRMA
"Hahaha I see you have discovered my plans" said Manfred "Long time no pee phoenix."
"Manfred von fuck shit did you kill the pony?" said Phoenix.
"I cant tell you that" said Manfred and he pulled out a g host gun and SHOT EDGEWORTH.
"What the fuck" said Phoenix and Edgeworth died but since he was a ghost when he died already that means he just came back to life as a living person.
"Dammit I liked being dead," said Edgeworth "Now Im hungry."
"But why did you bring back Edgeworth to life?" said Rarity
"Because I cant let him use his ghost powers to stop me. And because Im a ghost now there is NO way for you to arrest me!" He spacked loudy. "Now you will have to use the evidence to find the true killer who isnt me."
"Oh really?" said Phoenix "If you dident kill jakkid166 then who did"
"I dont know" said von Karma "I cant tell you cause that would shit my plans. You gotta SOLVE THE MYSTERY YOUSELF" said Manfred and he disappeared away into smoke and fash.
"Damn." said Phoenix "Okay lets what the fuck."