It’s around eight in the morning. The birds are chirping delightfully, the ponies are chattering outside, romance is floating, the nobles are shouting, world threatening disasters are bound to happen at one time or another... you know, the usual things.
Princess Celestia eyes her cake, her mouth watering. She always orders cake and the chefs know her enough to bake a surplus of cakes daily. Unfortunately, there was an emergency that she had to deal with the previous night and she was not able to eat her cakes. However, the chefs continue to bake cakes, much to Princess Celestia’s delight. Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, all the cake goodies are laid out in front of her.
The princess of the sun thinks, ‘I’ll only take a little tiny bite. You know, just to wake me up.’ In one gulp, she swallows the first cake and stifles a burp.
That didn’t quite work as much as she wanted it to. She burps loudly and the nobles outside demand for an explanation about why there are trees planted in a forest. She burps again and the nobles start complaining about why it’s already morning and how much they would like to sleep.
Princess Celestia looks down at the cakes in front of her, ‘Did silly Lunie-Luna steal my cake? I’m missing a cake! Where did it go?’ With that, she eats the second cake in a few seconds and clears the plate.
She burps again and the birds start to sing the My Little Pony theme song.
A guard outside starts humming, “My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahh ahh ahhh ahh, my little pony...” A few other guards start to sing along and more joined in, until the whole guard unit is singing it. Then they cough from the powder they put on themselves (there’s a reason why everypony looks the same) and starts coughing the song.
Princess Celestia didn’t even pay attention to the scandal outside and looks at her next cake. This cake is blueberry and there is a lot of sugar packed in the sprinkles. Frosting covers the whole entire cake. This time, the princess cuts the cake slowly with a knife that is nearby her and after the pieces are cut, she shoves the slices into her mouth, with a speed that Pinkie Pie would be jealous of.
A nearby chef looks at his assistants nervously, “How in Equestria is the princess even doing that? Maybe for her own good, we might convince her to start a diet.”
Another pony next to the chef shakes their head, “Master Chef, this is the princess you’re talking about. Everypony knows that there’s always going to be a disaster in Equestria and it may as well as be her today.”
The princess swallows and drinks some sugary soda before sighing. Using her magic this time, she cuts through the cake and eats the next one. Her eyes seem wild as she grabs the last two cakes and chomps on them eagerly. After finishing her cakes, she sniffs a couple drinks and drinks some quickly. On a closer glance, one may notice that it’s an energy drink, something that Princess Celestia definitely doesn’t need at the moment.
The ponies guarding braces themselves as they prepare for the inevitable sugar explosion. Boom! The castle lifts up in the air and threatens to crash as the strongest magic sorcerers help levitate the castle slowly back onto the ground.
Then, of course, the sun turns green.
Princess Twilight starts trying to research why the sun turned green, not realizing that it has anything to do with cake or sugar. Rainbow Dash continues to sleep on Applejack’s tree, snoring. Applejack wakes up and starts at the sky, wondering how it’ll affect her trees and it the plants has finally turned the sun green, like what good old Granny Smith had told her when she was just a little filly. Rarity nearly shrieks, knowing that she needs to design outfits that are compatible with green, which is definitely not her color. Fluttershy huddles under her bed with Angel Bunny.
Celestia jumps on her bed and screams, “I’M AN ALICORN! I HAVE A HORN AND WINGS! SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE SMILE!” Princess Luna comes down, levitating a banana with her.
She groans, “Another sugar rush? I’m blasting myself to the moon.” With the banana, she blasts herself to the moon with a single bolt of magic.
The princess of the green sun, as she is now called, puts on makeup and winks at a couple stallions, “Hey guys. Let’s sing! MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY-“ The guards are blasted to the moon with Luna by the sheer force of her Royal Canterlot voice. Frankly, they are proud to be on the moon. Anything, anything to avoid the crazy princess who lives in Equestria.
Twilight draws upon a conclusion that the sun has been dyed with blue food coloring.
Princess Celestia teleports to Ponyville and steals all of the cakes in Sugarcube Corner. Well, all of them besides one that seems to be a little over cooked. She teleports the cake back to the Canterlot kitchen table, with a note that says whoever touches the cake or attempts to move them will be blasted.
The princess thinks, ‘Hmmm... This is a little boring town. I shall need to make it a little bit more me!’ She uses her horn to turn all of the houses into Gingerbread houses, with little decorations splattered all over them.
She giggles like a little filly before deciding to use her shape shift magic to turn into a little filly who is an exact replica of her former self, just a little bit smaller.
With the other school colts and fillies, she licks off some of the delicious food around the homes. She teleports back to Canterlot and into her former self.
She shouts, “GIMME ALL OF YOUR SWEETS AND CANDY OR NIGHTMARE CELESTIA WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU. AND I DON’T CARE THAT THE NAME IS DAYBREAKER OR WHATEVER. MWHAHAHAHA.”
Then Princess Celestia turns and sees...
Pinkie Pie, eating a chocolate cake.