“Ugh...” Ichigo groaned... as he opens his eyes. “Oh my god...” Ichigo looks on his side, and sees scattered bottles of chocolate milk beside him. “Oh my god~!” He said in surprise... then he looks beside him... to see Rukia sleeping beside him. “Oh my god, what the~ Rukia get out of here!” As Ichigo removes the covers and was going to kick her off, he saw that only her head was there sticking out and under the covers was blood. “WHAT THE FU~”
Just then, he opened his eyes, only be woken up again. “Oh~ Holy shit! It was just a dream...” Ichigo hears a slight music on his right then looks only to see Pinkie beside him this time.
“You ready for more, big boy?” Pinkie said seductively while leaning on Ichigo.
“Huh~ AHHH!!!”
Ichigo woke up yet again, breathing heavily. “Gah! It was just a dream... within a dream... shit thats three levels there, damn...” Ichigo got up then went out of the room, and went out to the streets... only to see half people and half ponies walking around the place with their heads turned around and animals seemed to merge with each other...
“What the fuck is all this?!” Ichigo looked at himself, then spots Pinkie, Twilight and Rarity are merged with him...
“Hiiiii!!!” Pinkie screeched.
“Study, study, study, STUUUDY!!!” Twilight rants.
“Dress, fabulous, GLAMOUR!!!” Rarity shouts.
“HOLY SHIT!!!!”
Ichigo woke up again, back on his bed but...
“Is this thing or~”
“GOD DAMN IT~”
“Serious~”
“Wahhh!!”
Ichigo looks around, then heard a little voice coming from the other room, he got up and went to investigate, but when he got inside... the ponies were all looking at him, with love struck expression literally having hearts in their eyes...
“We love you! Give us hugs!” They all chanted.
Ichigo’s eyes narrowed... he liked the ponies but not like this! “G-gaahhh!! Stay away!”
Ichigo went out of the room, then looks around... the place was devoid of life... “Wait... this doesn’t seem... right~” Just as Ichigo was looking around, he suddenly feels the room... shifting.
Before he can even react, he starts to get tossed around like a rag doll... “What the hell is happening?!” He cried as he suddenly get tossed out of space... only to explode to a thousand pieces.
“Ichigo? Ichigo! Wake up!” A voice breaks through his very odd nightmare... as Ichigo slowly wakes up back in the real world.
“W-what? H-huh?” He muttered to himself.
“Oh good! He’s awake...” Said another voice. Ichigo looks around, and saw the Cutie Mark Crusaders looking at him.
“W-wha~ what happened?” He asked the trio.
“We found ya’ on that there forest unconscious... ah got Sweetie Belle and Scoots ta help me get ya to our tree house!” Apple Bloom explained.
“You were all banged up, what happened to you anyway?” Scootaloo asked, while looking at him.
“Long story short, I got kicked out by a witch...” Ichigo promptly stood up but~
BUMP!!!
he hits his head on the ceiling, due to the small height of the structure... Ichigo rubs his head, as a huge red bump appears on his head.
“Nice...” said the three fillies in unison.
Ichigo kneels then looks back at the kids. “You really know HOW to support a guy...” Ichigo then looks through the window, and noticed it was already evening.
“By the way Ichigo,” Started Scootaloo. “There was a commotion going on on town...”
“Yeah, we kept hearin’ screamin’ and yellin’... Big mac said we should stay here fer a while and keep an eye on ya while y’all were sleepin’” Apple Bloom stated...
At that point, Ichigo felt a massive Spiritual pressure around the area... Ichigo takes his Zanpaktou and heads out to the door. “Girls, stay put... I need to go, to the bathroom.”
“Can we come?” Sweetie Belle tugs on Ichigo, asking to come along to the bathroom.
“Yeah, we’ve been holding in since...” Scootaloo joins on the tugging.
“Please?” Apple Bloom tugged along.
Ichigo sighed... He wasn’t even going to the bathroom, instead he was heading to town. But does he have any choice though?
“Alright, but stick close... I feel something isn’t right here...” Ichigo said as the three ponies leaped on his back... “I swear, if you three starts to piss on me you're going to have a serious breakdown...” Ichigo said, hoping that will never happen...
Ichigo quickly rushed to the bathroom and dropped the three near the cubicle as he stood outside looking through the woods.
“They’re girls anyway, so might as well put the three of them inside at once...” Ichigo said to himself, which made it sound a little hypocritical... and just downright wrong... “Don’t even THINK of lesbians, Ichigo!” He yelled at himself.
Ichigo flash steps to the top of a tree and gazed beyond the horizon towards the town, and sees some smoke and hears yelling from afar... “This Spiritual Pressure... There are hollows nearby... and those screaming townsfolk, doesn’t mean they’re having fun about it...”
“Were done!” The three fillies shouted in unison to Ichigo who was still standing on top of the tree.
Ichigo returns his attention to the three fillies, only to spot a hollow creeping behind them! Ichigo reacts automatically and sends a Getsuga Tenshou towards it, killing the hollow instantly...
The girls looked behind them, only to see a hollow slowly disintegrated then finally disappears in ashes.
“What in tarnation wus that?!” Apple Bloom asked in surprise. Upon saying that, more Hollows appear out of nowhere and surrounded Ichigo.
“Girls! get inside the clubhouse!!” Ichigo ordered, as the three fillies wasted no time following what he told them to do. Ichigo then prepares himself for another battle.