I have been living with Princess Twilight Sparkle and Spike in the castle of friendship, since the day she made me her pupil. Can’t say that I have regretted it a single moment; even after all the hardships I had, all the hardships we endured throughout the years.
Going to the badlands with Trixie, Discord and Thorax were tough, but I could as well confess, Pinkie Pie can be a challenge even beyond that. You never know on which hoof she is standing next. She may be born a rock farmer and an Erth-pony, but that is not explaining anything. Part of her antics could have been straight from a horror movie, but then she is just grinning, giggling and offers a muffin.
Speaking of Pinkie Pie; it is several years, since she had the preposterous idea and showed up as a stallion. I had never imagined this was possible. Now I know better. I had never expected it to work, or for her to be capable of performing the role of a stallion, let alone in bed. I was proven wrong, again. She certainly made it.
She left me speechless, after the night of fun.
Of course, that was years ago. I don’t think she pulled that on me again., Did she go back, to play stallion, ever again? I would not put it past her, she is after all Pinkie pie. Nothing is impossible, if she does it.
Pinkie Pie is among the more experienced and skilled ponies, Earthponies, Pegasi or Unicorns. Maybe even Alicorns included. I think I leave it at that. If I don’t mention any others, I hope I am spared the embarrassment of eating my words. I have had enough crow for a lifetime.
There is someone else I need to present. It was hard enough to explain the situation to my parents, but I had to explain how Pinkie Pie is the father of my daughter to the mayor too. For the book-keeping and documentation.
Did I say that pinkie Pie is more challenging than going back to my old village, this is why.
My parents did not need to know that Pinkie Pie is a mare, so that went of fairly well.
The fact that I have to share Pinkie Pie with Twilight Sparkle is no problem, all things considered. Then I have to share her with the entire village of Ponyville, but I don’t really mind. There is more than enough to go around. Besides, I don’t need a second filly and am not planning on having one any time soon.
There is one more stallion in my life, Sunburst, but he lives in the Crystal Empire and is the Royal Crystaller, so I rarely see him in town. Fate has it, he will be over today. Maybe there is something about the mother’s day?
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