//------------------------------// // Trixike's Goodbye // Story: Trixike the Time-bomb // by Silver Butcher //------------------------------// Starlight looked on at the chaos that was Trixie's carriage, Trixike had gone as far as to actual role up and packed the grass in the area, along with two tree's. "Any plans?" She asked Trixike as she tried to figure out if she could fit anything else in the carriage. Trixike looked over and handed Starlight a letter. Starlight took it and read as Trixike lit her horn and swiped a cloud out of the air and started mussing if she really needed it. Dear Trixie, Spike, or Trixike We would like to formally invite you to stay in the Crystal Empire pending your banishment from Ponyville. we understand if you need to take your time. Shining has also specifically asked me to plead that you don't harm Twilight for her Transgesion with Love Cadence "Ah, so that's why you didn't touch Twilight." Starlight said with a nod "Indeed," Trixike said as she took a bite out of the cloud and released it back into the sky "A parting gift." Starlight shook her head "So, why not just take the entire Hill?" "Because your standing on it at the moment, I'll pack the hill once everything else is set" Starlight looked at Trixike "I was just joking" "And I wasn't," Trixike said happily as she levitated her Carriage into the air and walked to the bottom of her hill with Starlight, Trixike turned back to begin packing it and Starlight headed back to the Castel. "Once it's packed meet me in the Castel, we both know Pinkie is gonna throw those two a farewell party." "I assure you they'll be there," Trixike said with a wave to Starlight, who made her way back to the Castel and found an angry mob in front of the Castel again complaining about Property Damage and several complaining about injurest they had gotten in the mad scramble to get away from Trixike most calling for Trixike's immediate banishment form Equestria or worse. Luckily one of the Friends Trixike had mad in her many misadventures was scaring them all away slowly but surely " My house is full of thorns!" one of the ponies complained "And you smashed her face in with a brick, your hella lucky I'm not kicking out all of your teeth," Temptest Shadow said as Grubber and a Storm Guard held with the crowd control, Starlight walked past them "Hey Big guy," She said to the Storm Guard "How's your therapy with Fluttershy going?" The looked at her "Well," He said giving her a thumbs up before turning back to the crowd, Grubber meanwhile had just finished setting up his speaking device "Alright, lets all chill!" He called out "The Princesses are already fixing the damages and Trixie and my bro Spike has already donated a sizable chunk of bits to help pay off the property damage, and they've already agreed to be relocated to the Crystal Empire, so why don't you guys just.." Grubber stopped when he was hit with a tomato, then Turned to Temptest and spoke clearly into the mic "Alright Temptest turn em to stone" almost immediately the group disbanded, once they had all left Temptest looked over at Grubber "You know I can't do that anymore." "Yeah but the didn't know." Grubber said as he packed up his Speaker system "Come on ya mook, time for cake!" The Guard picked up the Speaker in his bag and followed Grubber inside, Starlight walked over to Temptest "They'll be here soon, there just packing up their hill" Temptest nodded "Sounds about right." the two walked in to the party, Grubber,Shining Armor, and Storm Guard where enjoying some of the cupcakes the Cake's had brought with them, Cadence was talking with Luna while Celestia played peekaboo with Flurry Heart, Ember, Thorax and Sunset Shimmer where trying to think of something nice about Trixie to put on their banner "She's fun?" Thorax offered "She's Spike's friend?" Ember tried "The way she talks is pretty Funny!" Sunset added "I don't think either of those counts as one" Thorax said with a scratch of his chin, "And your's does?" Ember shot back as Starlight continued on her way as Temptest Joined them to help with the Banner problem. Starlight looked over at the Cutie Mark Crusaders who were trying to see if the Cake twins Cutie marks would be in art, "Nope," Sweetie said looking at the big mess "Definitely not" "Maybe mess making!" Scootaloo said, "Don't you dare!" Mrs.Cake said overhearing them. Starlight looked over to see Iron Will and Gilda looking at a pile of goodbye gifts that had been placed on a table "...and this one is for Spike, That one is for Trixie, and this one's for Trixike and that other one is for Spike.."Iron Hearth was saying while Gilda laughed at him "Why are you sorting them?" "Wanna make sure They don't have ta dig through this pile just to find their gifts." He said as he picked up a box that was wrapped in gold, Starlight shook her head and moved to the edge of the party where Discord was having a chat with Fluttershy "Where's everypony else?" she asked Fluttershy "Oh they said their taking care of Twilight" Starlight raised an eyebrow "What are they doing?" "Well first Celestia found and Destroyed her collection of Dark Magic Spellbooks, and right now The rest of the gang is destroying her Library while she watches," Discord said "Oh my.." "Trixike did say it was all forgiven...but I guess there's just a little hostility against her at the moment, and they never said they forgave her so..." "I Slapped her." Starlight said with a shrug "I'm all good, what about you Fluttershy?" "Oh, um...Trixike said it was all good, so Pinkie and I forgave her. Rainbow, AJ, And Rarity are the ones trashing the place." "They're doing what?" Trixike asked, making everyone and nonpony in the building jump except Grubber who was too invested in his food to notice "I told them it was all forgiven!" "I'll fix it up afterward", Discord said as Trixike shook her head and took off her Rings. "We forgave her," Trixie said as she pocketed her ring "We don't remember what happened, and we didn't really care enough to properly listen past the dark magic spell thing." "Yeah, all forgotten, so all forgiven," Spike said as he pocketed his ring, "So can you...ya know?" He asked, Discord looked down at them, then snapped his fingers, suddenly the three appeared in the room, Applejack's hat was covered in shredded paper "Woo, we got a little carried away in there," she said as she beat the paper off "Well let's just hope Twilight learned her lesson" Rarity said with a nod "I'm like 160% sure she did."Dash said with a nod "She's up there trying to put things back together piece by piece "Gonna be hard to do that without these" AJ said motioning to the giant pile of shredded paper out of her hat. Spike and Trixie sighed in unison, but before they could talk about the matter anymore, Pinkie popped into existence behind them and pulled a cart in front of them, A Blue Cake with White Frosting and a Purple Cake with Green Frosting both of them had a Candle. "Lets talk later, right now it's time to say..." "GOODBYE!!!!" They all cheered as the Two Blew out their Candles and thew their respective Cakes into each other's Face. "I told you they where gonna so that," Gilda said as several of the partygoers passed Her Some Bits, as The Two laughed and whipped off the frosting, Spike turned to Trixie "I didn't even hesitate!" he laughed "neither did I!" she laughed back as the Party began, Pinkie talked into a Walkie Talkie and Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Came out and began playing, Vinyl was playing Raver's in the UK, as Octavia played Batovens 5th, both playing at the same time, each trying to outdo the other. "Oh, This reminds me of the horrible fusion party, only this time..." Spike said "This is Invite only!" Trixie cheered "Let's rock the joint!" Spike and Trixie got on strange and made the music even worse as Trixie Sang a very nice rendition of Auld lang syne, While Spike sang a horrible off tune Firework, with the two musicians in the background still playing their respective song "This is awful" Ember cheered "Keep going!" the party continued in this awful music for a while, Spike forgetting some of his lyrics and having Gilda, Iron Will, and Rainbow Dash join in with him, all four singing at a different speeds and Keys, Trixie had Sunset and Starlight join in with her singing a Beautiful together. Grubber dragged both Shining and The Guard on stage with Pinkie behind them, she handed Shining a Trumpet, the Guard a Xylophone, and she herself got a mess of instruments as Grubber switched on his Mic and Begane singing Don't Stop Believing as Shining and the Guard both just made noise, Pinkie began playing the Parasprite Polka. Fluttershy, Ember, and Sunset all got Triangles and played the Same note on Repeat, Discord and the CMC All sang an Improvised song, each randomly jumping in and cutting each other off, the Cake Twins cut in with Baby noises and the Cake's just sat back and watched the mess in front of them unfold "This is Horrible," Mr.Cake said "But it looks Fun" he Picked up a Pie Tin and started using it as A Drum while Mrs.Cake banged a Baking tray and Frying Pan together, Applejack and Big Mac Kicked on the Walls to make Noise with everypony else. Suddenly Trixie and Spike both cut off and Said in unison "Let mix it up! Everybody, Randomly do what somepony else is doing!" and once this happened all Tartorous Broke Loss as even Vinyl and Octavia switched with each other, Spike and Trixie Held up their hand and Clipped on the Rings, "Let's Get Chaotic!" Trixie Screamed as the Party Continues, meanwhile at the Back of the Crowed the 4 Princess watched the Chaos unfold, "This is the 4th weirdest Party I've ever been to," Celestia said as she tickled Flurry "Speak for yourself, I was at their last Party, And that was fucking weird!" Luna said as he clapped to no beat in particular. "Well look who's come to join us," Cadence said as Twilight came down into the room and looked at the mess in silence. Before she could do or say anything, Trixike Saw here and Teleported to her. Twilight flinched "Look, I know I can't ever hope to apologize to you, or ever expect forgiveness form you, or them...but..." "Aw hush!" Trixike Said "You still on about the trying to kill me thing?" Trixike Picked her up "Forget that, let's Have some Fun!" With that Trixike kissed her full on the mouth and Dropped her "See, know you can be fucked up about something else!" Twilight vomited, with Trixike instantly cleaned. Twilight sat on the ground in horrified shock. "What, not forgiving anymore? Go party, they horrible moment was my revenge, now go have some fucking fun!" with that Trixike shoved a Tamborine in Twilight hand and teleported her into the mess of noise. "I was not ready for that?" Cadence said as she turned to Trixike who had just pulled off a Plastic Copy of her Face. "There, I didn't have to Kiss her, and she will forever be fucked up by the Fact that she thinks I just kissed her, Win Win." "I thought you said you..." "Eh, She seemed like she wasn't gonna stop being all moppy and moody until I did something, so I did the most mentally fucked up thing I could." Trixike laughed "Now let's go enjoy this mess!" Trixike cheered as she offered the Three Princess all Microphones and Flurry and Pair of Maracas. as the princess took their mic's and Flurry played with her new toys, Trixike gave herself her own Mic, and as Celestia and Cadance Sand, Trixike and Luna started having a rap battle, Flurry cheering them on. and the party continued on like that for three hours until Celestia called it to a Halt, off to the side Spilda was having a Drink off with Iron Will. "Hey Spilda can we Have Spike and Gilda, Back" "Sure, just make sure they form me again sometime!" He called back as he slipped the rings off and the two respectively tossed them back to Trixie. "Alright, it's getting late Guys, Trixie and Spike are officially banned from this town in an hour and a half, time for Presents!" with that she Jumped down and Joined the rest of the group to circle around the duo and the mountain of Presents. "Hey! Whoa! We Specifically told you guy's..." Spike started but was cut off. "Yeah, but are you two really gonna say no to free stuff?" Grubber asked Trixie and Spike looked at each other "Hell no." They said in unison as Trixie unwrapped the first present, to her from Gilda, it was a T-Shirt that read, I kicked a guy's face in with a Griffon, "Gilda," Trixie laughed "Thay guy sued me!" she laughed at the memory as Spike opened one for him from Tempest, Inside was a burned hat. "Ha" He smiled "I Get it." he put it on and Tempest laughed "I thought you would." the two continued to unwrap presents, Trixie got a mini fruit Tree, a pocket Dimension for her pocket, a Spellbook, and several other things, the last gift was something that made her turn red an close the box "Damit Starlight" She muttered as she tied to closed, Starlight smiled and looked at her with a devious look "You Love it, and I know you do," she said, Spike got a Sombrero that changed colors depending on his mood, a box full of Gems, a Book on Cooking, and after some time he too got something that made him turn red "Starlight!" Spike said angrily "What the fuck?" Starlight just smiled at him "You love it!" They tried to push them to the side, but after being pushed by everypony to see it Spike and Trixie both opened them and pulled out a White T-shirt that read Respectable, I Sleep with a Dragon, and, I Sleep with a Unicorn" this made the ground laugh as Spike and Trixie put them back in the box. "Sleep in what context?" Candace asked with a less than innocent look on her face. "THE SLEEP KIND!" They both said angrily as Trixie pulled out the rings and fused "Now let us open Trixike's gifts!" Trixike had three gifts, all of which were from one of the three Princess. The first one she opened was from Cadence, She opened it and found a strange windup Doll, Trixike recognized it as being after a human thanks to Spike's memories of the human world. "What in the...?" Was all she could think to ask as she picked it up "Its a Wind up toy Sunset got for me from the Human world, thanks to a few enchantments here and there it is now a certified Magic Maid, wind her up and give her a command, and she'll do whatever you ask her to do, you'll find her to be rather...surprising I'm sure." Trixike nodded as she placed the Doll down and wound it up "Do a little dance please" The Doll stood up "As you wish Master" It was and began Dancing, Trixike watched it dance "I'm not sure how to fell about this, but it's the thought that counts" she lightly patted the dolls head "You can sleep know." The Doll stopped and bowed "Thank you Master" and with that, it fell to the floor, Trixike picked her up "Thank you Cadence," She said as she picked Lunas Gift, what she pulled out stunned everyone into silence, in her hand she held a mini-moon that immediately began orbiting her, Trixike eye's had stars in them as she looked at it "Trixike is lost for word." "Hey," Starlight said, "I thought you stopped using the third person." "Trixike does what she wants," She said as she poked the moon, it turned to dust and turned into a ring orbiting around her until it began forming back into a moon "it's a battle moon, it shoots little lasers if something threatens you, wethers your you, or split in two, just use your mind and it'll become invisible." Trixike stared into it and just like that it vanished and reappeared on a while, after a while, Trixike leaned over and crushed Luna in a Hug "I LOVE IT!" She squealed "Yeah, it was my fault you got...assulted, I was supposed to be watching you and calming down the angry mob, but I forgot they were there and left you alone, I'm sorry." Trixike opened her mouth and Luna put her finger over her mouth "Please don't kiss me." Trixike snorted "You have my word that I won't" She smiled as she set her down and opened Celestia's gift, what she pulled once again cause silence, only this time it was of disappointment, Trixike pulled out a cheap plastic wand. "Neat." Trixike said as she waved it around "And this would be?" "The Ancient Gem Cutter" Celestia said "It can do a lot of things, it looks like that so no one would try and steal it," Celestia explained when there was a Flash of light and she looked to see Trixike had undone the allusion and shown it's real color, it looked like a Heart with a Flower on it, on the end, the Handle was Decorative, it was twice the size it had looked to be, and Trixike held it up and nodded "I liked it better before" With that said she made it look cheap again and waved it, leaving behind a trail of Sparking dust as she swiped it through her battle moon, making it look like it was glowing for a second. "Trixike loves it" She declared, as he rings started glowing "but I guess I'll have to play with them later" Trixike stood and waited to unfuse, only for nothing to happen, Trixike looked down in silence. "Um...or not?" She looked at her hand "Why am I still here?" "One of the many things the Cutter does is interrupt the magic of items it or its holder are in contact with, so as long as you hold it, you can't fuse, or unfuse," Celestia said simply Trixie stood in silence, then turned to Celestia. "So I don't have to stop being me?" She asked "No, I figured I'd at least give you the power, now you can be you for as long as you want to be." Trixike looked at the wand and placed it back in its box, immediately un-fusing as soon as she let it go. "Maybe some other time," Spike said as he placed the Doll in the box with the Wand and closed it, he gave his tiny moon a poke with his tale while handing it off to Trixie "But for now," Trixie said as she carefully placed The box in her new Pocket dimension "Let's just be us," They said in unison. after gathering all their new things and placing them in Trixie's pocket dimension they waved goodbye to their friends and left with Shinning, Cadence, and Flurry. Trixie walked over to the Cube that was their house and sucked in into the Dimension. she and Spike walked over to be teleported to the Empire they stopped and turned back to Ponyville "Bye Ponyville," Trixie said "We'll Miss you" Spike added, and the two waved to the town goodbye as they were teleported away to their new home.