//------------------------------// // Your Kind and Honest Opinion // Story: Impossible Numbers' Flashfic Anthology, Volume Two // by Impossible Numbers //------------------------------// Fluttershy drew a card from the deck, squinting. “‘Now We’re Friends.’” “Uh huh,” said Twilight. “‘Advance one step along Friendship Trail.’” Fluttershy confronted the board. “Well, I’ve been… ‘Unkind’, so this is… square one.” “Now we’re friends again! Yeah!” Fluttershy groaned. Birdsong. Sunlit window: she could’ve been outside. Applejack drew. “This card says Ah lied and gotta go back one step? What? Ah’d never!” “Don’t worry.” Twilight checked her hoofmade rulebook. “If you play a Redemption card later, you’re redeemed any lost steps.” Fluttershy peeked. “But ‘Dishonesty’ beats ‘Redemption’ and she loses three turns.” Applejack sighed at the board stretching out the window. “Why’s this trail one thousand steps again?” “It’s realistic!” said Twilight. “Friendships are complex and take time; I worked all night perfecting rules, psychological underpinning, didactic theory…” “Sorry, Twilight.” Applejack winced. “You mean well, but…” Fluttershy grimaced. “…we just don’t see ‘Friendship: The Board Game’ catching on.”