"This is going to be fun." I say in a villainous voice. Everything is still frozen and I have cheats! These guys don't know what's coming. They don't even have a clue. I check the console commands and see that they are mostly unchanged from when I messed with them playing Garry's Mod. I press the arrow and it brings me to a Minecraft creative mode menu and chat box, surprising me only a small bit as I've already had enough crazy surprises today.
"Hehehe." I laugh. I try to give myself a diamond sword, and it works! Even though the Minecraft menu shows it as it normally does in game, I end up holding something that looks like an actual sword made of diamond, which is neat.
Okay, from this point forward to avoid confusion for myself, and for any people possibly watching me, the Half Life 2 Developer Console will just be referred to as 'the console' and the Minecraft creative mode menu and chat box will just be 'the inventory'.
I then switch to the console and type something that will really help me. 'God' which basically makes me invincible.
'godmode on'
"This is going to be so awesome!" I shout excitedly. I prepare myself and get into position, before seeing a 'save' button. Its probably a good idea to save, so I do. Getting back into position, I get ready both physically and mentally.
"Unpause." I say as seriously as I can. All the gaurds continue for a full second, before stopping wide eyed when they see me suddenly holding a diamond sword just like Cloud Strife holds his buster sword.
"I don't want to fight, but I will if I have to." I say with narrowed eyes. Shining Armor just narrows his eyes back at me, while Cadence starts to look worried. The rest of the guards try to remain as their usual stoic selves, but I can tell that they're nervous.
"Leave." Shining Armor growls out menacingly.
"Maybe I will... After I show you who's boss." I reply in a cocky voice. Shining Armor makes another signal with his magic, and three guards charge towards me with their spears outward in a very predictable manner. I swing my sword sideways, cutting off all the spearheads. The three guards stop look at their spears with wide eyes, before running back and having three more guards rush in, this time being smart and trying to surround me. I swing again, this time hitting the side of one guard's helmet with the flat side of my sword, knocking him unconscious and making it so one of the other guards has to pull him away. The third guard tries to stab me from the side, but I hop backwards and hit him with my sword, knocking him away from me and towards the other guards. Shining Armor looks pissed, and Cadence is watching with a calculating look.
"Can't we just, you know, not fight? I have somewhere I want to be very soon, and I don't have all day." I suggest and taunt at the same time.
"Why are you here, creature?" Shining Armor demands for me to answer.
"I'm not fully sure actually. I got here by complete accident." I say in a bored tone, shrugging. Shining looks even angrier.
"Wow, you look like you just saw someone take a shit on your lunch." I say with a smirk. One guard actually chuckles at that.
"Ayyyy, I like that guy who laughed!" I point in the direction of the guard. Shining actually gets so mad he shoots a laser beam at my face. I just smirk.
The laser hits dead on and makes a small explosion. He smirks as he thinks he did it, but when the smoke from the explosion clears away, I inwardly chuckle at seeing his dropped jaw.
"Was that supposed to do something?" I ask with a huge ass grin. He starts to actually look afraid.
"That was too easy, but I don't like fighting. How about we all sit down and have a nice cup of tea?" I joke with a fancy accent.
"That blast should have knocked you out cold!" Shining shouts.
"And my warnings should have stopped you from fighting, but noooooo, You apparently gotta fight me because I'm not a pony!" I shout back, trying to make him sound like the rude one. A lone guard walks up to me while the rest stare in near horror. He stops right in front of me and looks into my eyes.
"I think he's good." He smirks, holding his hoof up to me.
"Are you the one who laughed?" I ask, to which he just nods.
"You're alright in my book." I say returning the smirk and bumping his hoof with my fist. He walks to my side and stands there next to me.
"What!? Really!?" Shining yells in disbelief. I just nod towards him and shrug with a smirk, making him almost scream in anger.
"What's your name?" I ask, turning to the guard next to me.
"Name's Strong Steel." He answers. I just nod to him and turn to the rest of the guards. I clear my throat and decide to give a small speech.
"It appears Strong Steel here has balls of strong steel. The rest of you just though I was bad because you haven't seen me before, you got scared of the unknown creature and attacked, but this guy here decided to get find the truth and stare at it head on instead of fighting it, showing that he is not only smarter, but braver than all of you. Be like this guy, because he's not a fucking bitch."
All the other guards look like they were actually moved by this somehow, and 2 more guards walk up to my side, and then 3, then 5 and finally 9. All 20 guards moved to my side, and Shining Armor just looks like he ate a balls flavored lemon.
We just stare at each other, everypony on my side looking at Shining, and him looking at us.
"...Well this was an experience, you guys want to go get something to eat?" I ask the guards.
"YEAH!" The guards all cheer like they just overthrew Sombra.
"Strong Shield, lead the way!" I shout. We all go to get food and I take a quick glance at Shining Armor. Seeing the one of the most butthurt faces ever gets a chuckle out of me, and I look again to see that Cadence left at some point, probably to send a message to Celestia about me.
I'm sure it will be fine though.