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// 70. Celestia is Coming 
// Story: Fuzzy Fluffy Fables 
// by Fuzzyfurvert 
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Celestia
Celestia 
6 foot 8 is the bestia 
Students beware 
Students beware 
She's coming 
She's coming 
She's coming 

Let me lay it on line she had two on the vine 
I mean two sets of tits so divine 
On a horse made of nightmares she patrolled the land 
With her Mason ring and phoenix in her perfect hands 

Here comes Tia in control 
Women dug her muff and her gallant stroll 
Ate students brains and invented cocaine 
She's coming 
She's coming 
She's coming 

Celestia 
Celestia 
Six foot twenty fucking killing the restia 
Part part Canterlot 
She's coming 
She's coming 
She's coming 

Sue me if I go to fast but the moms of her students wish she was their dad 
Got a hip for her hips got a brain for her heart 
She'll kick you apart 
She'll kick you apart 

She'll teach children but not the Beanis children 
She'll teach children but not the Beanis children 
She'll teach children but not the Beanis children 
She'll teach children but not the Beanis children 

She had a pocket full of horses fucked the shit out of bears 
She threw a knife into heaven 
And could kill with a stare 
She made love like an eagle falling out of the sky 
Imprisoned her sister and she never said why 

Celestia 
Celestia 
Twelve stories high made of sextia 
The present beware 
The future beware 
She's coming 
She's coming 
She's coming 

Did I mention her four nuts 
Well she also had four dicks 
If you took off her boots you'd see the dicks growing off her feet 
I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks 
I heard she once held the hand of one of her student's dad's hand in a jar of acid at a party